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#1 · May 11, 2008, 4:59 am

Hello!

I just made a GLaDOS FLaSH that you can ask questions.

any Aperture science employee are allowed to use this ask chatbot engine i made if Aperture Science should need a new bot to ask!

Thank you for reading please rate

NOTE: these bots are for fun, aperture science employee means everyone. this is for fun only!

this is a conversition a had with GLaDOS:

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Abandoned Facility released!

#2 · May 11, 2008, 5:43 am

All it says is

Quote:

critical error

#3 · May 11, 2008, 5:43 am

Ald?z wrote:

All it says is

Quote:

critical error

no. its because you need to ASK it something. like

who are you?

what are my name.

why are the sky blue?

stuff like that

Abandoned Facility released!

#4 · May 11, 2008, 6:58 am

<Me> Who are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> What are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> Why you only say Critical Error?
<Bot> Critical Error

It ain't working.

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#5 · May 11, 2008, 7:28 am

Ricotez wrote:

<Me> Who are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> What are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> Why you only say Critical Error?
<Bot> Critical Error

It ain't working.

FIGURED OUT! =) i think you typed first letter big.. lol! my fault ill fix it so it works with first big letter too

FIXED: please try now. it should work

Abandoned Facility released!

#6 · May 11, 2008, 8:15 am

pestchamber wrote:

FIGURED OUT! =) i think you typed first letter big.. lol! my fault ill fix it so it works with first big letter too

FIXED: please try now. it should work

...

That's called a capital.

:sigh:

#7 · May 11, 2008, 5:29 pm

I still doesn't say much apart from "critical error".

#8 · May 12, 2008, 3:51 am

Ald?z wrote:

I still doesn't say much apart from "critical error".

i dont know then... it does with me but i only spend 1 hour or something to make it it was pretty easy ...

Abandoned Facility released!

#9 · May 22, 2008, 6:27 pm

Very engaging conversation. After asking a few simple questions and only getting "critical error" every time, I resorted to randomity and cursing in order to get a proper response. It didn't work.

Admiral Buttercrust will destroy you with his buttery goodness.

#10 · May 22, 2008, 7:21 pm

We do it better on IRC.

Quote:

<GLaDOS> msleeper: As they burned it hurt because... I was so happy for your success. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend is having an emotional breakdown over msn on me.

<GLaDOS> msleeper: I am not glados, you are asserting that the cake is a spy.

<GLaDOS> Doomsday1: I did em long time to have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i kinda updated the front page of ted.com has these differently sized and arranged thumbs of videos. I've noticed that as something becomes more popular game it seems i have to?

<GLaDOS> Doomsday1: Me and f0rkz turned off the rape survivor's e-group. I really feel like i have grown to seriously dislike.

<GLaDOS> msleeper: And take over the ocean. My boner lies over the ocean. My boner lies over the ocean. My boner lies over the course of about 5 months?

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