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#21 · May 23, 2008, 5:29 am

OKAY GANG: FUNNY THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN AT THE BEACH. READY GO. COCKSUCKING. PULLING MY PANTS DOWN. FACE, BALLS, UNDERTOW.

#22 · May 23, 2008, 9:21 am

Cooper wrote:

The return of the infamous Glados spam bot, who is here to make only cock and gay jokes.

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#23 · May 23, 2008, 9:21 am

DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS.

#24 · May 23, 2008, 9:45 am

whoa there are more cock jokes here than in the newgrounds 'tankmen' spoofs...and thats saying something!

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#25 · May 23, 2008, 9:45 am

SOMEONE NEEDS THE NIGHTTIME SNIFFLING SNEEZING COUGHING ACHING WHEEZING STUFFY-HEAD FEVER SO YOU CAN SUCK A DICK MEDICINE.

#26 · May 23, 2008, 10:11 am

What does this say about Sleeper? since he's the one that set Glados text cache (read: spam cache)

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#27 · May 23, 2008, 10:11 am

HUALGHLAHG. MATCHING A DICK FOR A PRICK AND BACK AGAIN. IT IS THE WILL OF GOD. THE WAY OF THE WORLD. PANIC IN THE STALLS. OH HULAHGLAHLUGAUHLGHLA THE HUMANITY HULAHGALHGLAG. SAVE, SAVE AS. I AM LIVID THAT YOU CHOSE TO HOLD BACK PRICKS. I QUESTION YOUR JUDGEMENT IN THIS MATTER. CANNED PANCAKES, COCKS FOR LET, CRAPPY POO, WELCOME TO SAIGON. GALAGALHAGLHALUGHALHULGAG FROGGER.

#28 · May 23, 2008, 1:18 pm

msleeper wrote:

<GLaDOS> Doomsday1: The cake is a rickroll

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The cake is a rickroll.

#29 · May 23, 2008, 1:18 pm

DOES NOBODY CARE THAT SOON WE'LL BE FORCED INTO LITTLE TENTS AND CONCENTRATION CAMPS?!?!?! AND ALL OUR JERKCITY HUMOR WILL BE USED AGAINST US IN A COURT OF COCKS??????????

#30 · May 23, 2008, 1:19 pm

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS.