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#41 · May 23, 2008, 3:18 pm

YOU'RE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS AND YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN WITH A RAPE WHISTLE. I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE.

#42 · May 23, 2008, 4:35 pm

Sometimes she say stuff from Portal.

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#43 · May 23, 2008, 4:35 pm

I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 5000 DIFFERENT FILTHY HOLES IN BOOKSTORE WALLS.

#44 · May 23, 2008, 4:39 pm

well im impressed :lol:

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#45 · May 23, 2008, 4:53 pm

ok... ok ... ... GLaDOS what was your comment on the entry of testchamber 9?

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nooo! you turned her off?

Abandoned Facility released!

#46 · May 23, 2008, 4:53 pm

YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SHIVERING ME TIMBERS.

#47 · May 23, 2008, 4:53 pm

BOY HAVE I LEARNED THE RULES OF DICK. LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.

#48 · May 23, 2008, 4:55 pm

IS THAT A BIG FAT DONG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!?! DON'T CARE JUST FLOP IT OUT REGARDLESS.

#49 · May 23, 2008, 4:56 pm

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT! I-I-I-I-I-... WEEEE ARE PLEASED THAT YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE FINAL CHALLENGE WHERE WE PRETENDED WE WERE GOING TO MURDER YOU. WE ARE VERY VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR SUCCESS. WE ARE THROWING A PARTY IN HONOR OF YOUR TREMENDOUS SUCCESS. PLACE THE DEVICE ON THE GROUND, THEN LIE ON YOUR STOMACH WITH YOUR ARMS AT YOUR SIDES. A PARTY ASSOCIATE WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY TO COLLECT YOU FOR YOUR PARTY. MAKE NO FURTHER ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE TESTING AREA. ASSUME THE 'PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION' OR YOU WILL MISS THE PARTY.

#50 · May 23, 2008, 4:56 pm

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?