Hammer Joke's/Sungs
So I googled it and I see no forums had this to pass my time, so I decided to create here. Fortunate I have no ideas os jokes, but only of a sung. So let's create some bad jokes =D
Girl, come to my house so I can show my clipping and carve tool (I had another version but I think I can't really say that at the forum...)
Mom jokes anyone?
Your Mother is so fat, that she has reached the brush limit of the world
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/7656 ... shopfiles/
Your mom is so fat, you can't use Radius Culling around her.
Your mom is so fat, she can't hide in a mini-dome.
Your mom is so fat, it takes 1000 catapult to launch her 1 feet.
Your mom is so ugly, Aperture replaced "Android Hell" with her
The cake is not a lie! But... ask your fat mom about it!
You've got no chance! But your mom got fat chance!
There are only empty aperture tinned beans in Portal because...