Portal: The 4th Millennium
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Please. This thread (even though it's in Off Topic) has a limit of what to discuss and you are exceeding that limit. 
This thread had no direction from the start except a pretty crappy graphic.
You know... I actually made that graphic in 2008. It's prehistoric, and we have no reason to discuss it's crappiness.
No kidding?
This is not a mod; this is a movie.
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I decided to assume it in a movie form when I read a Youtube comment saying that Portal is a good game but the movie based on it would be very a-, so I decided Portal: The 4th Millennium is exactly what such a movie needs.
It's like, who would watch a test subject falling in love with an irregular testing cube? An A.I. accidentally converting into a human being and a scientist with a time machine (that's me ) is way better and gets to a very interesting question: could science probably create love? (I know the same question appeared in Portal but now it's two humans (or, if you want to be technical, a human and and an A.I. ) rather than a human (or rather an android) and a metal cube. Way better.)
Or: Portal is interfering with Half-Life, and no one wants to watch Gordon Freeman running around in a Portal movie. Portal: The 4th Millennium solves that problem, making Gordon Freeman (now put in stasis by Black Mesians and pulled of like a thousand years later) only a major character of minor characters.
Or: Portal is a game, and a game usually has one character to play with, which makes a movie based on a game just boring. Portal: The 4th Millennium has several major characters (me, GL@DDA Magnet, Cave Johnson) and makes it interesting to watch. (I know the same thing is in Half-Life 2, Ep1, Ep2 where not only Gordon Freeman goes around but Alyx Vance does too, (maybe that's why HL2 is so awesome) but the game focuses mainly on Gordon Freeman. )
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EDIT: I seem to come up with an even more ridiculous idea. Here's a scripture. based on "Still Alive? She's Free."
Why she wanted to destroy herself I imagine will have to wait for the sequel. That's right, Portal: The 4th Millennium II is coming. I'm pretty sure it involves cake though. (The cake is a lie; just kidding.)
[1] Finally someone got attention of this.
[2] Because I've proved Portal movie hadn't a solution as long as it didn't take anything completely uninspired.
[3] I thought I'd not publish that. The whole idea of Portal: The 4th Millennium was intended not to be public, you know, some references, some scenes, but nothing more, but since I bounced into limit that
- it was odd to have someone having 300 posts but not a new topic,
- someone asked what the Android Hell is Portal: The 4th Millennium,
- <<Subject Name Changes>>, the primary topic I posted before died,
- and I had no other place to publish it rather than a new topic,
I had to publish it.
Is it just me or does anyone else need to read ASBusinessMagnet posts 3 or 4 times to understand what he is trying to say?
[2] Because I've proved Portal movie hadn't a solution as long as it didn't take anything completely uninspired.
[3] I thought I'd not publish that. The whole idea of Portal: The 4th Millennium was intended not to be public, you know, some references, some scenes, but nothing more, but since I bounced into limit that
- it was odd to have someone having 300 posts but not a new topic,
- someone asked what the Android Hell is Portal: The 4th Millennium,
- <<Subject Name Changes>>, the primary topic I posted before died,
- and I had no other place to publish it rather than a new topic,
I had to publish it.
Uh.... What?
No it's not just you.
I have the same problem in real life. Nobody realizes what I really said until several minutes later.