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So I made GLaDOS talk

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SATURDAYS ARE FOR JERKING. ALSO CLAMPING, HAMMERING, AND SQUEEZING. CARRY ON.

Umm... okay, who the hell put MALCom's 3x2-FoulLang Chipset in GLaDOS?

Hello, GLaDOS? Are you all right? Should I get some cake for you?

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"Duct Tape is the answer."

I PREFER PIE, CAKE. ALSO ICE CREAM. I MENTIONED CAKE ABOVE (PREVIOUSLY). ALSO HOSTESS PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS RELATED TO THE HOSTESS LINE.

What the hell? She replied only a few seconds after me?

What the hell is wrong with you, GLaDOS!? You are breaking my heart!

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"Duct Tape is the answer."

IT'S A HOLE CITY. A CITY FILLED WITH HOLES. I UNDERSTAND I AM BEING ABSTRACT HERE BUT THAT IS MY NATURE.

GLaDOS, stop that this instance or I'm calling MALCom, GLaDOS Jr. GLaDOS 2 and all the other crazy computer AI's, including HAL.

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"Duct Tape is the answer."

WHEN STUCK, REMEMBER OUR MOTTO: THERE'S A HOLE IN THE SKY THROUGH WHICH THINGS CAN FLY.

I'm not stuck at all, and I like your other 2 motto's more:

No One Owns The Future Yet

and

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

What's with the Bring Your Daughter To Work Day anyway?

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"Duct Tape is the answer."

Oi, GLaDOS, do you have cake for us??

Portal rox ur sox

I AM HALF OFF WITH A LUCKY REWARDS CARD.

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