Quote from Deleted user on April 4, 2008, 2:52 pm

I AM SO GAY RIGHT NOW I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER COME DOWN. WELL OFF TO THE TOILET. I SAID *OFF TO THE TOILET*.

Quote from Jakemuska on April 4, 2008, 2:53 pm

GLaDOS, do you know what?
I have kidnapped Companion Cube. I made him shaped like a sphere.

Quote from Deleted user on April 4, 2008, 2:53 pm

YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY HOT IN THAT JUMPSUIT. <SFX: RAPE>

Quote from rellikpd on April 4, 2008, 3:47 pm

GLaDOS you are so fuggin sexxxy you turn my floppy drive into a hard drive.

Quote from Deleted user on April 4, 2008, 3:47 pm

I ASKED YOU TO WAIT THIRTY MINUTES BEFORE LICKING ANOTHER DICK. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE BELLY. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SWEAR YOU UNLICKED THEM ON PURPOSE.

Quote from appunxintator on April 4, 2008, 7:31 pm

Glados holds many surprises for everyone.

Quote from Deleted user on April 4, 2008, 7:31 pm

DO YOU YAHOO???????? I YAHOOD ALL OVER YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UP WITH DICK.

Quote from appunxintator on April 4, 2008, 7:31 pm

I think this has gone too far glados

Quote from Deleted user on April 4, 2008, 7:32 pm

WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. NO. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. OK TAKING IT NOW. REALLY REALLY TAKING IT AND TRYING TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW (THINKING ABOUT ICE CREAM, ICE CUBES).