Quote from hamsteralliance on April 5, 2008, 3:22 am

GLADOS, I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. WEASELS HAVE TAKEN REFUGE IN MY LOAVES.

Quote from Deleted user on April 5, 2008, 3:22 am

HOW COME TONIGHT THE MOON IS ALL FULL WHEN YESTERDAY THE MOON WAS BRUISED AND REDDISH BEATEN LIKE A DATE GONE ALL BAD?

Quote from hamsteralliance on April 5, 2008, 3:24 am

IT IS BECAUSE THE VAGINAL ATROPHY IS NIGH. THE MOON HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF YOU, GLADOS.

Quote from Deleted user on April 5, 2008, 3:24 am

BALLS HANGING TOO LOW / CAREFUL YOU'LL PUT AN EYE OUT / GIVE THEM ROOM TO SWING.

Quote from hamsteralliance on April 5, 2008, 3:25 am

IT IS UNREASONABLE TO EXPECT A SLOTH TO SUBMERGE IN JELLO.

PLEASE, GLADOS, MUFFINS RESUSCITATE MY FALLOPIAN TUBES.

Quote from Deleted user on April 5, 2008, 3:25 am

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED IN THE BIG STALL JUST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE. SO I'M SUCKIN' AWAY AT THIS GUY'S DICK RIGHT? HE REACHES OVER AND CLOCKS ME SQUARE IN THE CHOPS. SO I CAN'T HELP IT AND I CLAMP DOWN MY QUEER MOUTH. SO I FIGURE I'LL CALM HIM DOWN AND I PULL OUT SOME JUDY BLUME BOOKS. JUST A LITTLE IMPROMPTU OPEN READING, FIRST BLUBBER, THEN SUPERFUDGE. OKAY LOOKS LIKE MY TIME'S UP.

Quote from hamsteralliance on April 5, 2008, 3:26 am

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE. THERE ARE NO LEOPARDS IN MY CLOAK, FOR I AM A DELICIOUS CUPCAKE. SNOT CAN NOT PENETRATE ME.

GLADOS, YOU ARE FREE OF TINGLING.

Quote from Deleted user on April 5, 2008, 3:27 am

HELLO?? YES THIS IS JERKCITY. WHY YES OUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING. WHAT? GRR.

Quote from hamsteralliance on April 5, 2008, 3:29 am

I ALREADY KNOW THESE THINGS. YOU ARE WISE, YET LARGE AND UNWIELDY LIKE NAKED TRACTORS IN AN POST-APOCALYPTIC EROTIC FILM.

GLADOS, HOW DOES THE GAY GET INSIDE?