So I made GLaDOS talk

#131 · April 5, 2008, 3:29 am

WELL THE SAFEWAY LADY CLAIMS SHE HAS NO IDEA IF I'VE PURCHASED AN ADEQUATE RATIO OF TISSUE PAPER / HUSTLERS.

#132 · April 5, 2008, 3:30 am

THAT IS CERTAIN. WASPS ARE CERTAIN. UNBEKNOWNST TO THE CACTI, 27 WARTHOGS LEPT FROM MY ESOPHAGUS.

GLADOS, YOU MUST HELP ME DICTATE AN INTERPRETIVE STABBING. WILL YOU HELP?

#133 · April 5, 2008, 3:30 am

I'VE GOT TO COMB MY HAIR AND LEAVE THE STALL LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY IS STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#134 · April 5, 2008, 3:32 am

SPATULA.

GLADOS.

NANO-TECHNOLOGY PROTRUDES FROM THEIR LOINCLOTHS.

UNHAND THOSE VENTRILOQUISTS.

#135 · April 5, 2008, 3:32 am

YOU PROMISED UBERDONGS. I ONLY SEE THIS DIRTY BUCKET OF DONGS HERE. WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT.

#136 · April 5, 2008, 3:33 am

I HAVE FILLED THE BUCKET WITH SEAMEN AND CORN FLAKES. YOUR APPETITE FOR DONGS IS INSATIABLE.

GLADOS, I AM AN AMBULANCE. WEEOOOWEOOOWEOOOOWEOOO.

#137 · April 5, 2008, 3:33 am

BUT THERE'S NO SENSE CRYING OVER EVERY MISTAKE, YOU JUST KEEP ON TRYING UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF CAKE. AND THE SCIENCE GETS DONE AND YOU MAKE A NEAT GUN FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.

#138 · April 5, 2008, 3:35 am

THIS WILL NEVER WASH OFF. GLADOS PANCAKES.

VROOM VROOM, I AM A SCORPION! MY HAIR IS CUTE.

#139 · April 5, 2008, 3:35 am

YOU ALL DESERVE A MEDAL. THE BROWN MEDAL. (IT'S BROWN)

#140 · April 5, 2008, 3:38 am

I PREFER CLEAVELAND STEAMERS. GLADOS, I REQUIRE YOUR HOT MAGMA. FILL THE TUBES WITH FLESH SEARING SATISFACTION OR I WILL BE FORCED TO PENETRATE YOUR SCOLIOSIS WITH BATTLE CRUISERS. ELOPE WITH LAVA OR BRACE FOR THE IMPACT OF MY LIGHTNING STEED.