So I made GLaDOS talk

#141 · April 5, 2008, 3:38 am

I'M SOME KIND OF GAY RODENT.

#142 · April 5, 2008, 3:38 am

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! GLADOS, WE ARE LIKE TWO COCKS IN A POND.

#143 · April 5, 2008, 3:38 am

VOTE DONGS.

#144 · April 5, 2008, 3:41 am

VOTING IS FOR NAZIS AND TARNISHED RECTUMS. I AM A SPARTAN. MY BASKET OF WANGS IS MY VOTE. WANGS FOR WORLD PEACE.

GLADOS, BELIEVE. ELASTIC IS FREEDOM.

#145 · April 5, 2008, 3:41 am

DEAR STEVE CASE!! I HAVE BEEN AN AOL MEMBER FOR THREE DAYS!!! BUT MY SOUTH PARK SOUNDS ARE BROKEN/DON'T PLAY.

#146 · April 5, 2008, 3:44 am

STEVIE "KILLCREEK" CASE HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
GLADOS HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
HAMST3R HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
THE BUTTER HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
THE POPE HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
YOUR FACE HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
YOUR LUNCH PAIL HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
BLOOD LOSS HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.
WAR MACHINE HAS BEEN INSEMINATED.

SEMEN QUESADILLA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

#147 · April 5, 2008, 3:44 am

COULD SOMEONE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS?

#148 · April 5, 2008, 3:48 am

A COCK-HYDRA LURKS IN THE MEADOW OF MY GROIN SPACE.

GLADOS, THERE ARE BEANS IN THIS CUP.

#149 · April 5, 2008, 3:48 am

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS.

#150 · April 5, 2008, 3:51 am

AND YOU'RE DRIVIN' ME NUTS!

VACCINATE THESE PIGEONS BEFORE ANNULLING ANY AGREEMENTS FOR TESTICULAR ENHANCEMENTS. OH AND GLADOS, DO NOT VULVA IN VEIN - BEQUEATH THE VOID JUSTIFIED FACSIMILES OF MY BALL SACK.