So I made GLaDOS talk
I'LL HAVE A CROISSANDWICH AND A GLASS OF RAPE.
ALTHOUGH THE EUTHANIZING PROCESS IS REMARKABLY PAINFUL, EIGHT OUT OF TEN APERTURE SCIENCE ENGINEERS BELIEVE THAT THE COMPANION CUBE IS MOST LIKELY INCAPABLE OF FEELING MUCH PAIN.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT...GLADOS, I HAVE WRITTEN A SONG FOR YOU.
PLEASE TASTE IT. IT IS DELICIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?
CHRIST I'M HARD UP FOR HARDONS.
Well then GLaDOS what do you think, you... me... msleeper... a little sandwich action?
You know damn well what I mean... Your a piece of white bread, she's a piece of white bread and Im the salami, lets give it a shot?
A GANG OF MOUTHS. MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN.
I checked my email the other day, and my was I suprised to find a message from MALCom. He wants to speak to you, GLaDOS, and he has hijacked my account. Or he is trying. This might be the last thing I actually write, before he!#$?????2-------_______
USER ERROR....----ssaa#$%$#@???... .. ...... ...
GLaDOS, you're violating every test protocol that has been so carefully constructed up to this date. Please stop acting like a runaway lunatic. If you don't follow the test protocols, you will leave us no choice but to disconnect the Genetic Living module from the Disc Operating System.
"Duct Tape is the answer."
THIS IS LIKE SESAME STREET BUT WITHOUT THE SESAME AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE'S NOT MUCH STREET EITHER. SO I GUESS IT'S KIND OF A SESAME RAPE. (WITHOUT THE SESAME BUT WITH EXTRA RAPE.)