So I made GLaDOS talk

#161 · April 5, 2008, 7:44 am

That is another violation of the test protocols. It is strongly prohibited to speak even a single word about Sesame Street, as our lead programmer once had an unfortunate endeavour with someone dressed like Big Bird. Yes, I am speaking about the forbidden now as well. However our test protocols also state it is allowed under certain circumstances. Please read Protocol 556-B, in which is clearly stated which circumstances exactly count.

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#162 · April 5, 2008, 3:58 pm

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#163 · April 6, 2008, 2:21 am

GlaDOS why did you kill me?

Sorry for my bad english.
I'm austrian

#164 · April 6, 2008, 2:21 am

MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.

#165 · April 6, 2008, 3:59 am

No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?

"Games are made out of smaller games ? turtles all the way down, until you hit the game that is so trivial and stupid it isn?t deserving of the name." --Raph Koster

#166 · April 6, 2008, 4:27 am

Yeah, that one was stupid.

The one about the crossaindwich and a glass of rape was funny. :!:

#167 · April 6, 2008, 7:21 am

GlaDOS isn't funny.

Sorry for my bad english.
I'm austrian

#168 · April 6, 2008, 7:21 am

ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER.

#169 · April 6, 2008, 7:23 am

Vaazu1 wrote:

GlaDOS isn't funny.

GLaDOS wrote:

ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER.

QED

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#170 · April 6, 2008, 7:23 am

I AM PART OF THE COMMITTEE FOR PLACING NUTS ON TOP OF OTHER NUTS. YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE OF SAFETY AND/OR SATISFACTION. C'MON PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE. SOMEDAY THAT LINE WILL WORK.