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I AM PART OF THE COMMITTEE FOR PLACING NUTS ON TOP OF OTHER NUTS. YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE OF SAFETY AND/OR SATISFACTION. C'MON PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE. SOMEDAY THAT LINE WILL WORK.

CHEERS TO PRICKS!!!!!! JEERS TO LOCKS/DEADBOLTS.

COCKSUCKING 101. FIRST: STROKE THE DICK. TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT. SECOND: KISS THE DICK. DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. THIRD: FUCKING SUCK THE DICK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE. IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY.

Hober wrote:
No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?

nope I find this thread very tiring.

GLaDOS wrote:
COCKSUCKING 101. FIRST: STROKE THE DICK. TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT. SECOND: KISS THE DICK. DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. THIRD: FUCKING SUCK THE DICK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE. IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY.

:wut: :wut: :wut: :wut:

Sorry for my bad english.
I'm austrian :)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT "CREME DE LA FACE" IS ALL ABOUT BUT I'M CROSSING THE STREET.

Riiiight...

This topic was funny a couple of days ago. Now it's just plain annoying.

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"Duct Tape is the answer."

Msleeper, I'm locking this until you read it so this doesn't get lost. (I'd say in IRC if you were on.)

At the very least, take out whatever it is that's making her talk in all caps about dicks. I would also suggest you change the trigger phrase from just her name to something like her name in colons, a la an emote. Even make it an emote. Just make it so she only interjects when called for.

Unlock the thread and take the posts here under advisement.

"Games are made out of smaller games ? turtles all the way down, until you hit the game that is so trivial and stupid it isn?t deserving of the name." --Raph Koster

Okay since GLaDOS was vomiting up another thread I am reopening this.

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DOOT DEE DOO!!!!! PACKING MY SUITCASE. I LOVE ENGLAND T-SHIRT????? CHECK!!!!! FAKE FUCKED-UP BUCKTEETH??? CHECK. KNICKERS, TROUSERS, JELLY BABIES, CHECK CHECK CHECK. DOING A FUNNY WALK TO THE AIRPORT!!!!!! WAVING THE UNION JACK!!!!! VRRRRRRROOOOOM!!!! UP IN THE PLANE. BLAH BLAH TALKING TO EVERYONE AND SPILLING THINGS AND MAKING FARTS. SCREEEEEEEEEEECH!!!! I'M HERE!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!! AW CRIKEY.

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