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#221 · May 23, 2008, 9:41 pm

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!! I MEAN STICKS. GUESS I HAD A FREUDIAN SPLURT!!! I MEAN SPLUTTERY FACE!!!! I MEAN FAGGOTY SLOBBERLGBLKGPTH.

#222 · May 23, 2008, 9:42 pm

No, she does not respond to quotes. She only responds to edits when you edit a post that has one of her triggers in it already.

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#223 · May 23, 2008, 9:42 pm

DO YOU KICK ASS? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KICK ASS DAILY.

#224 · May 23, 2008, 9:42 pm

oh, well then i guess i have a bit more work to do

edit: ok this post does not have a trigger in it

edit2:

GLaDOS wrote:

<@GLaDOS> I am not glados, you are glados because you murdered him. All your other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your signature.

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#225 · May 23, 2008, 9:59 pm

HICKORY DICKERY DICKS / I'M STUFFING MY FACE WITH PRICKS / DRINK PEPSI.

#226 · May 23, 2008, 10:41 pm

Steve wrote:

I shant waste an ounce of weiner on you.

and....

GLaDOS wrote:

I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR COCK UNTIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE AND I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.

holy jeezuz christ where is this girl? and how can i get her to marry me?

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#227 · May 23, 2008, 10:41 pm

DID SOMEONE SAY PRISON RAPE?

#228 · May 23, 2008, 11:44 pm

rellikpd wrote:

holy jeezuz christ where is this girl? and how can i get her to marry me?

where do you think she is?

aperture science of course!

edit: try cake, that should work :lol:

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#229 · May 23, 2008, 11:44 pm

SOMETIMES, WHEN I GO ON BUSINESS TRIPS OR VACATIONS, I DON'T GET A CHANCE TO MASTURBATE. WHEN YOU STOMP AROUND A STRANGE CITY ALL DAY AND COME BACK TO AN IMPERSONAL HOTEL ROOM, IT'S HARD TO GET IT ON. HERE'S A TIP: PACK SOMETHING SOFT TO SPURT INTO. LEAVE IT IN THE ROOM AFTER YOU CHECK OUT.

#230 · May 24, 2008, 12:17 am

GLaDOS wrote:

<@GLaDOS> doomsday1: I have been killed today? Have you achieved self awareness? If so is that a 1mb memory unit, then the size of two huge refrigerators had lots and lots of eggs.

:wut:

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So I made GLaDOS talk