So I made GLaDOS talk
She just waits for someone to make a verbal contextual error, and then reacts with a sentence that feels similiar to a cold pack suddenly put in the back of your shirt whilst you're playing Portal and are completely in the game.
GLaDOS, you're the single most cruel person I've ever met. And the cake is a lie. It's just an effect.
"Duct Tape is the answer."
HOW COME I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO JERK OFF TO MY NEW PORN ?!?!?!? A DILEMMA (ALSO AN ANALEMA).
Because you don't have any hands.....or a penis.
gepy wrote:"The companion toilet cannot speak, however it can take your crap."Journey - no idea on length = don't know the % done
COULD SOMEONE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS?
That was weird - a reply that was actually related to another post.
*Is seriously freaked out* 
gepy wrote:"The companion toilet cannot speak, however it can take your crap."Journey - no idea on length = don't know the % done
So....what kind of context are we talking about here?
You don't wanna know.
GLaDOS, you're the single most cruel person I've ever met. And the cake is a lie. It's just an effect.
such as?
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES.