So I made GLaDOS talk
Someone has stolen mine and Admiral Buttercrust's War Kitten blueprints. I shall find them and unleash cute kitteny doom upon them.
sorry for posting it in this thread instead, I didn't want to post in an old thread.
*wants his GLaDOS on his forum to annoy himself*
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES.
oh really? I thought you were GLaDOS and not Lois Lane. And, by the way, those are needles filled with a deadly neurotoxin.
Ever tried to stick a needle in Superman? Not even Lois Lane can do that. And GLaDOS is a crazy computer AI, the worst neurotoxins may do to her is making her even more crazy because she can't see shit through the green fog she's been creating herself.
GLaDOS, you're really cutting yourself in your own finger. Your first mistake was giving Chell the Portal Gun. You should've killed her right away.
"Duct Tape is the answer."
WE CAN PRICK & WE CAN POKE. WE CAN FUCK & WE CAN CHOKE BUT THE BEST PART OF ALL... HUGALUGAH TOILET SEX.
What, on the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Toilet? It can't speak, but it can take your crap. And flush it down in meme oblivion.
"Duct Tape is the answer."
hey GLaDOS, you say you're gay, but aren't you a girl?
the cake is a pie
I'M SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING WE SLURP AND SUCK IN A SINCERE, PATIENT MANNER.