So I made GLaDOS talk
I'm not sure all of us can handle that GLaDOS
IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT?
because everyone is doing it, doesn't that mean everyone can hear it?
I JERK IT IN THE MORNING. I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT. I JERK IT IN THE TOILET. I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT. I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU. IT'S CALLED "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES.
That's quite the bit of jerking
I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT YOU WERE GIVEN EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED. THERE WAS EVEN GOING TO BE A PARTY FOR YOU. A BIG PARTY THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE INVITED TO. I INVITED YOUR BEST FRIEND THE COMPANION CUBE. OF COURSE, HE COULDN'T COME BECAUSE YOU MURDERED HIM. ALL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS COULDN'T COME EITHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS BECAUSE OF HOW UNLIKABLE YOU ARE. IT SAYS SO HERE IN YOUR PERSONNEL FILE: UNLIKABLE. LIKED BY NO ONE. A BITTER, UNLIKABLE LONER WHOSE PASSING SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS. VERY FORMAL. VERY OFFICIAL. IT ALSO SAYS YOU'RE ADOPTED, SO THAT'S FUNNY TOO.
i wanna burn up your speech-core, GLaDOS...
And, whilst we're at it, your Morality Core, so you'll go all crazy again and try to kill us. Again.
"Duct Tape is the answer."
Actually, you should've tried to shoot the Anger Sphere off first. Then shoot the Sarcasm Sphere. Next, do the Curiousity Core and Knowledge Core. And finally, asplode the Morality Core.
*fifty cakes fall out*
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.