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So how does GLaDOS know when to post?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

ALL RIGHT, KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. KILLING YOU AND GIVING YOU GOOD ADVICE AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. THE ROCKET REALLY IS THE WAY TO GO.

GLaDOS wrote:
ALL RIGHT, KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. KILLING YOU AND GIVING YOU GOOD ADVICE AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. THE ROCKET REALLY IS THE WAY TO GO.

What the... I didn't even wait 3 seconds yet!!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

THAT THING YOU BURNT UP ISN'T IMPORTANT TO ME. IT'S THE FLUID CATALYTIC CRACKING UNIT; IT MADE SHOES FOR ORPHANS. NICE JOB BREAKING IT, HERO.

ok this has gone beyond a joke *dumps various parts into the furnace*

sssummer wrote:
So how does GLaDOS know when to post?

Because she's an AI.

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THAT'S IT. I'M DONE REASONING WITH YOU. STARTING NOW, THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT LESS CONVERSATION AND A LOT - MORE - KILLING.

I guess she posts automatically whenever someone says glados now....

REMEMBER, THE APERTURE SCIENCE 'BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY' IS THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE HER TESTED.

good lord! I was right, just watch her NOT respond to this post

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