So I made GLaDOS talk

#291 · July 25, 2008, 2:47 pm

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?! PISSING BLOOD.

#292 · July 25, 2008, 4:53 pm

i'm not going to tell you how i know. but you are right about that

do NOT click this

#293 · August 14, 2008, 2:49 pm

M-rated GLaDOS = BENBENBEN
Banhammer time?

The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cake in Three. Two. One.
*fifty cakes fall out*
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.

#294 · October 28, 2008, 10:04 pm

Its ok as long it stays in this topic (i think..)

Anyway, GlaDOS, do you like pie, cake, or explosives the best?

Yeah, I'm Christian, and yeah, I pray to God. Don't like it? Well, that's too bad.

#295 · October 28, 2008, 10:04 pm

THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED.

#296 · October 28, 2008, 10:05 pm

Im pretty sure that is not an answer, GLaDOS!

Anyway: do you like cake?

Yeah, I'm Christian, and yeah, I pray to God. Don't like it? Well, that's too bad.

#297 · October 28, 2008, 10:05 pm

OKAY I'M INTERCEPTING YOUR PACKETS AND DECODING YOUR SECRET GAYNESS SO GIVE ME MONEY.

#298 · October 28, 2008, 10:22 pm

E=MCpie!

How does that make you feel?

EDit: I guess it doesn't

Yeah, I'm Christian, and yeah, I pray to God. Don't like it? Well, that's too bad.

#299 · October 29, 2008, 2:00 pm

OMG...

One more stupid line, GLaDOS, and I'll drive to the Enrichment Center myself and personally tear your cores out one by one.

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#300 · October 29, 2008, 2:00 pm

I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER. I.E. FOR THE POOP TO FALL FARTHER. THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED.