So I made GLaDOS talk

#301 · October 29, 2008, 2:01 pm

AARGH! THAT'S IT!

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Dang, forgot I don't yet have my license...

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#302 · October 29, 2008, 3:48 pm

GLaDOS wrote:

I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER. I.E. FOR THE POOP TO FALL FARTHER. THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED.

Your business is appreciated, GLaDOS

Test Chamber 74:
(percentage calculation sphere self-test failed!)
108.1% done, -8.1% remaining...
Released here!

All maps for Portal (1/2) worth playing are mirrored here.

#303 · October 29, 2008, 3:48 pm

I'M GOING TO LICK THESE STONE COLD DICKS.

#304 · October 29, 2008, 7:39 pm

Why, WHY would you do that to us GlaDos?
oh, and cake?

Yeah, I'm Christian, and yeah, I pray to God. Don't like it? Well, that's too bad.

#305 · October 29, 2008, 7:39 pm

OH YEAH. I'LL BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN PRESCHOOL. WAIT. SECOND PRETTIEST.

#306 · October 30, 2008, 12:59 am

This is pretty much my favorite thread ever.

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#307 · October 30, 2008, 1:00 am

WELL DONE, ANDROID. THE ENRICHMENT CENTER ONCE AGAIN REMINDS YOU THAT ANDROID HELL IS A REAL PLACE WHERE YOU WILL BE SENT AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DEFIANCE.

#308 · October 30, 2008, 1:29 pm

Finally, she is starting to make sense again (IE: say the equally retarded things we all know and have heard a thousand times when replaying old chambers or custom maps with GLaDOS vocals in them)

"Duct Tape is the answer."

#309 · October 30, 2008, 1:29 pm

DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS.

#310 · October 30, 2008, 2:05 pm

I lost count, how many phrases does GLaDOS have?