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#311 · October 30, 2008, 2:05 pm

SORRY FOR THE SPAM, BUT: COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS.

#312 · October 30, 2008, 2:07 pm

You and I should hang out together GLaDOS. I believe we might be the only females here.

#313 · October 30, 2008, 2:07 pm

P.S. WHEN I COME BACK I'D LIKE TO BE CALLED "G DOGG" BECAUSE I WILL HAVE JOINED A GANG WITH SOME VERY ODD TOILET-RELATED INITIATION RITUALS. HOLY CHRISTABLES I'LL BET THEY'RE NOT A GANG. MAN AM I PISSED WITH JIZZY J.

#314 · October 30, 2008, 2:09 pm

This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Right GLaDOS?

#315 · October 30, 2008, 2:09 pm

I WILL MILK YOU, COLLECT YOUR EGGS AND BE YOUR BABY DUCKLING.

#316 · October 30, 2008, 3:49 pm

jrlauer wrote:

I lost count, how many phrases does GLaDOS have?

667 phrases to be exact.

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#317 · October 30, 2008, 3:49 pm

START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK.

#318 · October 30, 2008, 6:38 pm

GLaDOS wrote:

START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK.

The wonders of zero-indexed number systems.

P.S. Any idea why she puts in line breaks at the ends of her posts? Are the quote strings 'n' terminated?

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#319 · October 30, 2008, 6:38 pm

LET'S PLAY CODE YOU CAN BE MATH.H AND I CAN SUCK YOUR BIG QUEER DICK THEN I CAN BE STRCMP AND YOU CAN COMPARE MY BALLS THEN TOGETHER WE CAN PLOT CURVES IN SOME SORT OF STACK BASED LANGUAGE. SERIOUSLY THERE'S HAY IN MY PANTS.

#320 · October 30, 2008, 10:15 pm

I don't know. Maybe.

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So I made GLaDOS talk