So I made GLaDOS talk
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DOUBLING OR TRIPLING THE NOUGAT.
THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE. IT'S A COCK BOUTIQUE WITH LITTLE BOWS AND RIBBONS BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. LITTLE HATS AND COSTUMES FOR THE PUPPET SHOW I PUT ON EACH MORNING.
TO CALCULATE HOW MANY DICKS I'VE LICKED YOU'D NEED ONE OF THOSE HILARIOUS WEB PAGE COUNTERS THAT KEEPS SPINNING AND FLIPPING OUT OF CONTROL WITH THE NUMBERS APPEARING TO RACE UPWARD TO INFINITY BUT REALLY ONLY GETTING TO 999999 BEFORE RESETTING TO 000000.
Is it the black woman in GLaDOS' signature telling her what to say ? that could be why she doesn't talk like that in Portal - even tho it could be funny...
YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET.
667 phrases that Glados will say, and it seems that 650 of those are about cocks/dicks and fagots. She must be a homophobic nyphomaniac.
MY $0.02!!!! IN THE BLAB ROOM!!!! WHERE I'M SOUNDING OFF AND TALKING BACK AND SPEAKING OUT LIKE A FAT FUCKING AMERICAN IDIOT!!!! IT'S MY RIGHT TO EXPRESS MYSELF!!!! HURRRRRR HOT URINE AND BROKEN GLASS.
What about a simple (i think) learning system ? that will make her say complete random stuff. every 3rd post on the whole forum (or 4th if you prefer .__.) will be stored in her database or wtf ever it is.
Sure, I like that.
Do you, GLaDOS?