Talk Like A Pirate Day
Ahoy, mateys! Today's the only day yer officially allowed to talk like a pirate! So drag out the bottles o' rum an' sing me a few lines o' "What should we do with the drunken sailor"! Arrh!
TLAPD aside, I'm not very good at talking like a pirate, so please forgive me. 
"Duct Tape is the answer."
TLAPD aside, I'm not very good at talking like a pirate, so please forgive me.
Yarr!
Oye! I hafta make a rectification 'ere: TLAPD is September 19, which is tomorrow, Saturday. Doesn't matter, a real Pirate doesn't care about what day to talk like a Pirate. Arrh!
"Duct Tape is the answer."
Pirate:
Yar, we shall fight the pirates on Skull Island and take all their booty, Arg
Internet Pirate:
Wonder how my torrents are doing. .
You never told me which pirate to talk alike. 
The more you give, the less appreciated it will be received.
Yar, we shall fight the pirates on Skull Island and take all their booty, Arg
Internet Pirate:
Wonder how my torrents are doing. .
You never told me which pirate to talk alike.
So it's not the only day you're officially allowed to talk like a pirate, but you can act like a pirate, w/e real or Internet. 
Aye, though only filthy landlubbers speak like internet pirates, yaargh!
"Duct Tape is the answer."
I want this day to end as soon as possible. Thankfully it has already ended in my time zone.
It's over everywhere now. Arhh
