The Portal Achievements Aren't There?
Well the internet is the wrong place, unless you go to a Gaming website like IGN. Especially forums though, never wanna go to forums, OR IMAGE BOARDS, NEVER GO TO IMAGE BOARDS AND ASK FOR HELP....
or (b) ?
also. most of us are checking this forums using a computer. which means we 1) belong to an internet forum (nerd) and 2) have a computer we use alot (nerd) and 3) are obsessed with a puzzle game (nerd).. so that being said most of us play the pc version... also see figure 1)
but that being said. most of us are also helpful smartasses. which means: if we can help, we do. if we cannot help, we make fun.
so. sorry 
when a thread goes off topic - lock it
when a thread starts off topic - move it to off topic
just some tips on how to moderate there 
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