You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer When...
Wat.
what?
You know you've been using hammer too much when you say wut, instead of doing wut.
I had a feeling there was a trigger on the left side of one of the trees on my road that kept on turning a lamp off while the lamp kept on being turned on again.
Edit: if you by mistake shine an env_projectedtexture in someone's face.
(I know im not the only once, but:)
when you're thinking to often how amazing some Lights in RL loocks like and thinking if they are a projected texture or static light.. (True Story)
Edit: Sometimes when im at places and see walls where the sun is really shining at, and i loocking at it for a few secounds, and hope that the wall becames darker, (Hdr). My friends sometimes asking what im doing . _.
2. Edit: Every damn day, when im in the bathroom, i see this "misaligned Texture" and thinking everytime about to align it right. This floor (Or Hammer?) makes me crazy...
3. Edit: I remember now, i had one day a dream that i made a map with 2 lasers. I tested the map (The map was scary, dont know why), and i go behind the laser. Then i wanted to go back but the laser was blocking me. And Hammer (Yes the tool) was behind the laser. And i was captured in the other side.
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I think im a freak or something like that, i never will get a girlfriend 
Man, totally normal, no need to worry about that Just let it be 
useful tools and stuff here on TWP 
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I think Hammer is one of the programms, where you need really much thinking and Logic, and thats why we bind it a little bit with the rl. xD I think
when while you're driving you think of all the parts of buildings/trees/hills/lampposts/etc. that could be made of nodraw texture and you'd never know.
I've actually done that...a lot more then I'd like to admit...
I've actually done that...a lot more then I'd like to admit...
or when you're driving through a big forest and wonder where the loading screens are. And that it must been a pain to place eveything manually
When you're building your floor and you aligned the tiles wrong. 
yes that happened
Portal Dreams Mod... It's going to be refreshing, Like lemonade... Mmmm don't make me thirsty,That's probably the most common problem. Anyways, I don't really think hammer has done so much damage to my real life. I still understand that in RL, there can be more than one projected texture and that there aren't actually any static lights.
When you're on vacation; your sight is being limited by fog and you think "that's a cheap trick to reduce the render distance" 
true story