Your new writer...
...but you wish you'd have more solid stuff. To name a (very) few :
Equinoxe
Trente ans de m?tier
ISBN : 2-9807342-4-1
http://www.6brumes.com/?page_id=43
Contest in this one :
Solaris #163
ISSN : 0709-8863
http://www.revue-solaris.com/apropos/english.htm
http://www.revue-solaris.com/numero/2007/163.htm
And a million other stuff. Don't worry, I slightly know what I'm doing. Wait till you hear the new lines I wrote for the AI.
Crap, now we need a sound engineer and voice actor. 
OH! Simon, you say you wrote a vampire story for a hl2 mod. did you write for vampire slayers (I loved that game). We would always play lan, I loved being a vampire cause I always managed to get 20 year old people screaming like little girls... haha (i'd run in really fast cloaked, uncloak stab someone and jump run away)