Seriously?

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Lostprophetpunk
409 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
I was looking on YouTube for some Portal 2 commentary playthroughs,

I managed to find one that actually made me feel less intelligent than before watching the video.

I present to you, a woman who calls Wheatly 'Mr eyeball'... view the video.

I can understand new people getting a little confused, but my god...this is insane.

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yohoat9
274 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 9 minutes later
I have followed her through the entire playthrough purely because I enjoy the consistent facepalms that occur to me ever time I hear her say something stupid, I found this a while ago, and it is bad, reeeeeaaally bad.
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Lostprophetpunk
409 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 11 minutes later
It was just the point in that video where she keeps going through the same routine, place blue portal...back where you started...place blue portal...back where you started.
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ChickenMobile
2,460 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 6 hours later
I felt like yelling at the computer screen. Far out.
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iWork925
1,080 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 40 minutes later
That video is the result of a combination of things:

1) The account is partnered, therefore the more videos the LP is strected out over (aka the slower she plays) the more money she makes. Because she makes money of wether the content is good or not, she no longer cares.
2) She is just a typical new console player, who would get nearly twice as much play time as portal connoisseurs.
3) She is also a dumb white redneck for the states. Just sayin'

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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 24 minutes later

iWork925 wrote:
That video is the result of a combination of things:

1) The account is partnered, therefore the more videos the LP is strected out over (aka the slower she plays) the more money she makes. Because she makes money of wether the content is good or not, she no longer cares.
2) She is just a typical new console player, who would get nearly twice as much play time as portal connoisseurs.
3) She is also a dumb white redneck for the states. Just sayin'

You deserve "Post of the Day"

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WinstonSmith
940 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 45 minutes later
I call a wee bit o' trolling. I have a feeling the player is simply acting in a manner that will cause flaming, violent arguments, ridicule, and above all more views/traffic.
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Lostprophetpunk
409 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 5 minutes later

WinstonSmith wrote:
I call a wee bit o' trolling. I have a feeling the player is simply acting in a manner that will cause flaming, violent arguments, ridicule, and above all more views/traffic.

No doubt. On the internet...virtually everything is influenced by a bit of troll action.

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iWork925
1,080 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 2 hours later
Once again. Partnered YouTube accounts. Generating video views is her job and she's paid on commission. This thread itself is testament to how good a job she is doing. "omg look how shit she is doing.... " this makes more people want to see what all the hype is about, more views, more money. This is an inherent problem with YouTube and I personally believe it needs to be fixed a soon as possible. Partnered accounts are indeed a great way to ensure premium content will continue to be published to the social media site, but people are exploiting the system with troll videos to generate views. But no one with the power to change it will, because in the end, they still generate alot of revenue for google.
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Godzilla (Lazars)
57 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 2 hours later
I only lasted a minute on that video. Then I shot myself.
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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 22 minutes later
Give her video thumbs down! The more people hate it the better and the less likely anyone would watch it.
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Godzilla (Lazars)
57 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 9 minutes later

MasterLagger wrote:
Give her video thumbs down! The more people hate it the better and the less likely anyone would watch it.

You can't see ratings unless you view the video.

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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 6 minutes later
How about a informative video telling people not to watch her crap video?
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Godzilla (Lazars)
57 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 1 minutes later

MasterLagger wrote:
How about a informative video telling people not to watch her crap video?

Depends on how many subscribers/likes/comments etc you have, or else it won't get very noticed.

EDIT: Look what I found.
Subscribers:
146,653

MIND=BLOWN TO SHIT

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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 2 minutes later
Has this "lady" done any other game commentary besides Portal 2?
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Godzilla (Lazars)
57 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 10 minutes later

MasterLagger wrote:
Has this "lady" done any other game commentary besides Portal 2?

Probably yes.
I have no clue how she got partner.
Did she try before she got it? I'm gonna guess yes.
Now though? No.

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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jul 10, 2011
Replied 6 minutes later
Too bad I don't have a YouTube account... yet. I made a few commentary recordings for L4D2 and I couldn't believe how funny my voice was when I viewed them. Usually I was screaming at a Tank.
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Rubrica
305 Posts
Posted Jul 11, 2011
Replied 19 hours later
Well, when you usually hear your voice, it's reverberating through the bones in your ears, so it always sounds stupid as he'll on video. Just, uh, thought you might like to know.

EDIT: Also, to add something of SOME consequence to this thread, she has gotten slightly more intelligent as she goes on, insofar as a faker can gain in intelligence. I just watch her series for something to do.

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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jul 11, 2011
Replied 6 hours later
Well that's nice to know, the voice thing I mean.
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Left4calvin
34 Posts
Posted Jul 26, 2011
Replied 14 days later

Lostprophetpunk wrote:
It was just the point in that video where she keeps going through the same routine, place blue portal...back where you started...place blue portal...back where you started.