Apparently today some giant sentient earbeast sneaks around and lays eggs (despite being a placental mammal) in everyone's yard. Oh, and some guy was hung for saying he was a deity a couple thousand years ago. Then became the second zombie, depending on who you ask.

Or it's just an excuse to have a nice brunch with your family.

My mom said that I'm too old to win an egg, and she gave me a box of chocolates. [strike:2eoo9nsp]But my dad gave me an egg[/strike:2eoo9nsp]

EDIT: Fail... My dad gave me a box of chocolate too. My godmother gave me an egg

Easter chocolate is the best kind of chocolate.

No exceptions.

White chocolate? Good.
Peanut butter? Good.
White chocolate with peanut butter filling? What the duck that shit's nasty.

Dark chocolate best chocolate.

Also realest chocolate. Also easter is over.