After fixing up the entire canon of human literature, I finally realized that there was one thing missing from Greek Mythology: science. That, test subject, is where you come in. See, the Odyssey Initiative turned out so well that I've decided to make it into a movie, and the best of our test subjects will be playing a silhouetted Odysseus. Just make sure you actually are the best; I've decided to make this film a sort of pilgrimage for the best of the best who want into a new career (although you might have trouble down the road if you keep jumping instead of reading your lines). Now, I'm sure you're thinking "Cyber-Cave, how can I be in more than one movie? I don't think many others have the actors jump instead of speak." Well, rest assured you won't have to worry about that for a while, because this is a trilogy!
Cyber-Cave disengaged.
