WinstonSmith
Posted Dec 08, 2013
He's just this guy, you know? He also listed this as his DoB apparently, so there's that.

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Posted Dec 08, 2013
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Hey, you sass that hoopy WinstonSmith? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
Happy Birthday, you hoopy frood. 
Posted Dec 09, 2013
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I guess I'll be the first to properly say it? :U
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Posted Dec 10, 2013
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Happy [strike:r7sjmof2]Cakeday[/strike:r7sjmof2] Birthday, Winston!

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Posted Jan 09, 2014
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Oh my God, just visited again and found this. Thanks a bundle guys, I'm touched. And I'm even more touched by the H2G2 references.
Sorry I haven't been around much lately. Guess I've got a little fear of commitment. I'll see what I can do to stick around more.