So I made GLaDOS talk

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msleeper
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
GLaDOS throws out a random quote now. They're going to get more and more bizzare, I promise.
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THIS WAS A TRIUMPH!
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youme
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Does it learn? ya know like that robot sent back from the future to save a teenage kid with a huge fringe?
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msleeper
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Edit, whoops.
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COCKS
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msleeper
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No she doesn't learn. She responds when you talk to her, right glados?
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REMEMBER, THE APERTURE SCIENCE 'BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY' IS THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE HER TESTED.
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msleeper
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is that so glados?
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PERL CAN HELP ME ITERATE OVER THE COCKS IN A GIVEN STALL, MARK EACH AS SUCKED OR UNSUCKED AND SORT THEM BY LENGTH. THEN I CAN BE GAY WITH PISS AND GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP.
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youme
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17 posts already!?!? if you change Genetic(wich should be generic you n00b:P) Lifeform and Disk Operating System to Spambot then thats about right

Edit: also, why is this in off-topic?

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Hober
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Uhhh. What the fuck?
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Hober
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youme wrote:
if you change Genetic(wich should be generic you n00b:P) Lifeform and Disk Operating System to Spambot then thats about right

This Wiki here wrote:
Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System

That wiki there.

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REMOVED BECAUSE HOBER IS A CRY BABY
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msleeper
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youme wrote:
also, why is this in off-topic?

Because off topic is about fun.

Hober wrote:
Uhhh. What the fuck?

I am bringing the fun of IRC to the forums.

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Hober
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This is getting pretty offensive. Coming from me, that's saying something.
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msleeper
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Yeah I stole the jerkcity all caps file, sorry.
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youme
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holy crap I was wrong! I can't believe it, generic make so much more sence
You saw it here first ladies and gents!

WHATS WITH ALL CAPS GLADOS!??!?!?!

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UH OH. SOMEBODY CUT THE CAKE. I TOLD THEM TO WAIT FOR YOU, BUT THEY CUT IT ANYWAY. THERE IS STILL SOME LEFT, THOUGH, IF YOU HURRY BACK.
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youme wrote:
WHATS WITH ALL CAPS GLADOS!??!?!?!

she's an internet tough guy

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ALTHOUGH THE EUTHANIZING PROCESS IS REMARKABLY PAINFUL, EIGHT OUT OF TEN APERTURE SCIENCE ENGINEERS BELIEVE THAT THE COMPANION CUBE IS MOST LIKELY INCAPABLE OF FEELING MUCH PAIN.