So I made GLaDOS talk

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sssummer
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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So how does GLaDOS know when to post?
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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ALL RIGHT, KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. KILLING YOU AND GIVING YOU GOOD ADVICE AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. THE ROCKET REALLY IS THE WAY TO GO.
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sssummer
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
ALL RIGHT, KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. KILLING YOU AND GIVING YOU GOOD ADVICE AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. THE ROCKET REALLY IS THE WAY TO GO.

What the... I didn't even wait 3 seconds yet!!

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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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THAT THING YOU BURNT UP ISN'T IMPORTANT TO ME. IT'S THE FLUID CATALYTIC CRACKING UNIT; IT MADE SHOES FOR ORPHANS. NICE JOB BREAKING IT, HERO.
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youme
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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ok this has gone beyond a joke dumps various parts into the furnace
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msleeper
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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sssummer wrote:
So how does GLaDOS know when to post?

Because she's an AI.

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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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THAT'S IT. I'M DONE REASONING WITH YOU. STARTING NOW, THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT LESS CONVERSATION AND A LOT - MORE - KILLING.
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youme
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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I guess she posts automatically whenever someone says glados now....
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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REMEMBER, THE APERTURE SCIENCE 'BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY' IS THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE HER TESTED.
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youme
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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good lord! I was right, just watch her NOT respond to this post
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NykO18
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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I wonder what would happen if she said her name herself.
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youme
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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NykO18 wrote:
I wonder what would happen if she said her name herself.

:O infinate loop! having similar effect as dividing by zero - total universe destruction

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msleeper
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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okay i turned the jerkcity file on because it's funny to hear glados say dirty things
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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PLEASE MOVE QUICKLY TO THE CHAMBER LOCK AS THE EFFECTS OF PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THE BUTTON ARE NOT PART OF THIS TEST.
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msleeper
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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msleeper wrote:
okay i turned the jerkcity file on because it's funny to hear glados say dirty things

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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE ENRICHMENT CENTER. LET'S LOOK AT SOME OF THE CHALLENGES YOU WILL FACE AS A TEST PARTICIPANT.
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msleeper
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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Anything else to say GLaDOS?
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN.
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MrTwoVideoCards
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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I love you GlaDos.
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Posted Apr 03, 2008
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SARCASM SPHERE SELF-TEST COMPLETE.