OMG SHE responds!

So how are you GlaDOS?

HELLO?? YES THIS IS JERKCITY. WHY YES OUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING. WHAT? GRR.

Aww thats Mean GlaDOS? Do you hate me?

FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS NOT BEING GAY IN THERE I WAS SIMPLY PRACTICING FOR A PLAY.

I thought that was a secret between us, darn you GlaDOS.

IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN.

But it has no mind of it's own GlaDos!

WELL YOU FOUND ME. CONGRATULATIONS. WAS IT WORTH IT? BECAUSE DESPITE YOUR VIOLENT BEHAVIOR, THE ONLY THING YOU'VE MANAGED TO BREAK SO FAR IS MY HEART. MAYBE YOU COULD SETTLE FOR THAT AND WE'LL JUST CALL IT A DAY. I GUESS WE BOTH KNOW THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. YOU CHOSE THIS PATH...NOW I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

Whats the Surprise GlaDOS?

I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU IN A BOX. BE MY VALENTINE.

Wow thats...uhhh interesting! Thanks, I feel loved now, anything else you would like me to do...urrr GlaDOS?

NOW HERE'S A RAP ABOUT WHY CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!! A PTHTHTH A BONK ANVIL.

Ah man this is cool Msleeper, GlaDOS rocks!

I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY NOT ONLY IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE TENSES BUT ALSO THE PLUPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE.

LOL!

So, I love you Glados.

I TINKLE AND THEN I STOP TINKLING AND THEN AFTER I PULL MY PANTS UP THERE'S A SUDDEN SPURT OF TINKLE SO WE ALL HAVE PROSTATE CANCER.

MrTwoVideoCards wrote:
Ah man this is cool Msleeper, GlaDOS rocks!

what have i created

THAT THING IS PROBABLY SOME KIND OF RAW SEWAGE CONTAINER. GO AHEAD AND RUB YOUR FACE ALL OVER IT.