So I made GLaDOS talk

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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
#22862
Posted May 22, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
POO INSPECTION (HOLD STILL).

GLaDOS wrote:
WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE. BIG SMILES. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.

GLaDOS wrote:
MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.

I wonder why glados is saying such weird things. Maybe she's malfunctioning?

GLaDOS wrote:
I'M SEARCHING OVER 450 AIRLINES AND MORE THAN 2 BILLION FARES TO FIND YOU THE LOWEST AVAILABLE FAIRE TO SATISFY YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS!!!!!!!!!! FAT QUEER ANGRY COCKS FROM OUTER SPACE THAT GLOW AND MAKE A NOISE.

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#22863
Posted May 22, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED.

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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
#22864
Posted May 22, 2009
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what the hell I got banned for 10 minutes
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dvlstx
183 Posts
#22867
Posted May 22, 2009
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I want her to ban me, too!
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#22868
Posted May 22, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

WELL YOU FOUND ME. CONGRATULATIONS. WAS IT WORTH IT? BECAUSE DESPITE YOUR VIOLENT BEHAVIOR, THE ONLY THING YOU'VE MANAGED TO BREAK SO FAR IS MY HEART. MAYBE YOU COULD SETTLE FOR THAT AND WE'LL JUST CALL IT A DAY. I GUESS WE BOTH KNOW THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. YOU CHOSE THIS PATH...NOW I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

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pestchamber
614 Posts
#22872
Posted May 22, 2009
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Hey GLaDOS? How many chambers do you have in the whole facility?
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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
#22873
Posted May 22, 2009
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quoting her helps

as you can see, I quoted her 4 times and got banned.

that's also a good way to get her to respond to you, though I don't know the exact trigger.

and responses are instant, just fyi.

GLaDOS wrote:
Subject has been terminated.

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#22874
Posted May 22, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY MOUTH AND BALLS TO THE STAND.

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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
#22875
Posted May 22, 2009
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lol I got banned again
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Stormrain
80 Posts
#22877
Posted May 22, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE. BIG SMILES. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.

It might need to be a full quote, or maybe a quote of the Test subject has been terminated. text.

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#22878
Posted May 22, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

YOU CAN'T SEND US OUT THERE WITH THAT GAY BAT FLYING AROUND!

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p0rtalplayer
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#22879
Posted May 22, 2009
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I don't think it's either because the first time I quoted all but the test subject has been terminated, and the second time I only quoted the ** test subject has been terminated**

since I don't really feel like getting banned again, I'm not going to quote her or even mention her name.

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dvlstx
183 Posts
#22883
Posted May 23, 2009
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I think that the trigger is saying "her".

Maybe? Did it work?

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dvlstx
183 Posts
#22884
Posted May 23, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY MOUTH AND BALLS TO THE STAND.

LOLBAN!

Dammit, woman! Somebody tell her to ban me again!

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#22885
Posted May 23, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.

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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
#22898
Posted May 23, 2009
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didja get banneded?
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Ricotez
738 Posts
#22912
Posted May 24, 2009
Replied 16 hours later

Again, the trick appears to quote her. Hmm... I wonder what happens if I don't explicitly click 'quote', but instead type it out myself.

GLaDOS wrote:

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kizzycocoa
975 Posts
#22917
Posted May 24, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.

http://www.talktofrank.com/
this should help

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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
#22918
Posted May 24, 2009
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love talking to robots?

go here

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dvlstx
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#22942
Posted May 25, 2009
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p0rtalplayer wrote:
didja get banneded?

Yea, lol. I got my wish :S

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