GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.
It doesn't work all the time but it does seem to work more often than not.
So I made GLaDOS talk
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED.
Would'ja look at that! She's just like half the kids in my school 
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7 posts and glados hasn't said anything? I am dissapoint!
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8 and counting...
Come on GLaDOS! Do something!
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Maybe 9 times will be a charm.
What do you say GLaDOS?
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!!!!
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999: 1. IT'S BRIGHT 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION.
Hmm, I just read through the entire damn thread, and Glados has some "epic" quotes, this one being my non portal related one.
Also, I'm pretty sure this post has every word trigger she ever had, except for 'pestchamber', and 'word of the day'
If I don't get a red card for this one, I'll be sad.
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING (EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING MY DICK AT 9 AM EVERY DAY RIGHT ON SCHEDULE).
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Stormrain wrote:
Hmm, I just read through the entire damn thread, and Glados has some "epic" quotes, this one being my non portal related one.Also, I'm pretty sure this post has every word trigger she ever had, except for 'pestchamber', and 'word of the day'
If I don't get a red card for this one, I'll be sad.
Congrats on getting your 10 minute red card. I wonder if shel'll hit me again?
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Posted Jun 03, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
WE ARE ALL WATCHING THE DONGS.
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Posted Jun 04, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Hell, the script could be completly random, and we were just on a (un)lucky streak.
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Posted Jun 04, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A MATHEMATICAL ERROR. A MATHEMATICAL ERROR I'M ABOUT TO CORRECT.
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Posted Jun 04, 2009
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Woah, I'm almost scared to post here.
Hi GLaDOS.
Hi GLaDOS.
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Posted Jun 04, 2009
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Don't be scared, she loves us all!
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So she shows her love by terminating us?
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A MATHEMATICAL ERROR. A MATHEMATICAL ERROR I'M ABOUT TO CORRECT.
That's her best line in the entire game 
ban me plox plox
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Posted Jun 05, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO THE CHURROS. ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE FELLATE THEM WHILE I BEAT OFF IN YOUR WIFE'S FACE.
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO THE CHURROS. ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE FELLATE THEM WHILE I BEAT OFF IN YOUR WIFE'S FACE.
Ahh, I remember when she said this....
Or was that just a really weird dream?
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
NOTE: HEART STILL GOING ON.
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GlaDOS has been on a roll lately.