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UNFORTUNATELY, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO NOW, I CAN'T GET THE NEUROTOXIN INTO YOUR HEAD ANY FASTER.
So I made GLaDOS talk
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A MATHEMATICAL ERROR. A MATHEMATICAL ERROR I'M ABOUT TO CORRECT.
If that's about ban, then it should read "YOUR 10 MINUTES OF LIFE". It would be funny to hear that in Portal 
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KITTY LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HURRY!!!!!
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KITTY LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HURRY!!!!!
This really made me laugh. Am I a sick person now?
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Posted Jun 10, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN.
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Posted Jun 11, 2009
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Ricotez wrote:
This really made me laugh. Am I a sick person now?
No, i laughed outloud too
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Posted Jun 11, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
FOOL!!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GLaDOS is on a tear lately, she's zapped 6 in a row now. Will I be number 7?
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
MY LAVA LAMP TOLD ME TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS (AND TO SMOKE POT, SIT AROUND).
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.FOOL!!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wat?
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Posted Jun 16, 2009
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I think sleeper said that GLaDOS has 667 different sayings, and she's only through a little more than half of them at this point.
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Posted Jun 16, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
ANY KIND OF DICK WILL DO BUT I PREFER TO CHOMP AND CHEW ON THE NORTHERN AMERICAN VARIETY FOR VARIOUS REASONS/CONDITIONS. SERIOUSLY IF YOU COULD JUST FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OF THE URINALS I'LL GET TO BUSINESS.
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Only halfway through?
heh, we've got some work to do then. 
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Although, I know she's repeated herself once or twice. I wonder what message will be the last.
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Stormrain wrote:
Although, I know she's repeated herself once or twice. I wonder what message will be the last.
There... Rea-lly... Was-a... Cake...
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I'll get her to talk, she's zapped me that last 4 times in a row, right GLaDOS?
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS.
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Posted Jun 23, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS.
Wait... Is 'to soil' actually a valid verb?
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>
SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY. FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS. TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN.
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY. FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS. TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN.
I was wondering when GLaDOS was going to talk about fisting.