YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SHIVERING ME TIMBERS.
So I made GLaDOS talk
A GANG OF MOUTHS. MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN.
WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME?
GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME?
I'd rather destroy my weighted companion cube.
GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME?
No Comment.
GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME?
I DO! Pick me, GLaDOS.
Omnicoder wrote:
Is saying GLaDOS what sets it off?
Apparently not...
OM. OM HUALGHLAHGULAHULAG OM.
I don't think there is a trigger anymore, I think she goes off randomly now.
LOOK - WE'RE BOTH STUCK IN THIS PLACE. I'LL USE LASERS TO INSCRIBE A LINE DOWN THE CENTER OF THE FACILITY, AND ONE HALF WILL BE WHERE YOU LIVE, AND I'LL LIVE IN THE OTHER HALF. WE WON'T HAVE TO TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER OR EVEN TALK IF WE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.
IF I GO TO THE THREE O'CLOCK MEETING AND SIT THERE AND PUT MY NUTS AND WANG ON THE TABLE, PLEASE PROMISE THAT YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE BLACKJACK AND START BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF MY EXTREMITIES.
GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.LOOK - WE'RE BOTH STUCK IN THIS PLACE. I'LL USE LASERS TO INSCRIBE A LINE DOWN THE CENTER OF THE FACILITY, AND ONE HALF WILL BE WHERE YOU LIVE, AND I'LL LIVE IN THE OTHER HALF. WE WON'T HAVE TO TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER OR EVEN TALK IF WE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.
You know what? I'm replying:
Look, we're both stuck in this time. I'll use the time machine to portal myself out of this stupid time, and 2009 will be where you live, and I'll live in 3009. We won't have to try to marry each other or even have a conversation if it's 3009!!!