So I made GLaDOS talk

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None
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Posted Jun 23, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SHIVERING ME TIMBERS.

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theVDude
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Posted Jul 12, 2009
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GLaDOS, you sound like you know how to please a man. Be mine?
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Posted Jul 12, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

A GANG OF MOUTHS. MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN.

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jrlauer
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Posted Jul 13, 2009
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She's on a roll lately banning everyone. We must have pissed her off.
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Posted Jul 13, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME?

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Ricotez
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Posted Jul 13, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME?

I'd rather destroy my weighted companion cube.

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jrlauer
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Posted Jul 13, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME?

No Comment.

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theVDude
120 Posts
Posted Jul 13, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME?

I DO! Pick me, GLaDOS.

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jrlauer
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Posted Jul 27, 2009
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Anything new to say today GLaDOS?
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Omnicoder
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Posted Jul 27, 2009
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Is saying GLaDOS what sets it off?
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Ricotez
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Posted Jul 28, 2009
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Omnicoder wrote:
Is saying GLaDOS what sets it off?

Apparently not...

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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Jul 28, 2009
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I don't think there is a trigger anymore, I think she goes off randomly now.
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Posted Jul 28, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

OM. OM HUALGHLAHGULAHULAG OM.

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Omnicoder
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Posted Jul 28, 2009
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Lets see. Maybe your post triggered it.
I don't think there is a trigger anymore, I think she goes off randomly now.
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Posted Jul 28, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

LOOK - WE'RE BOTH STUCK IN THIS PLACE. I'LL USE LASERS TO INSCRIBE A LINE DOWN THE CENTER OF THE FACILITY, AND ONE HALF WILL BE WHERE YOU LIVE, AND I'LL LIVE IN THE OTHER HALF. WE WON'T HAVE TO TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER OR EVEN TALK IF WE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.

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Stormrain
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Posted Jul 28, 2009
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I don't think there is a trigger anymore, I think she goes off randomly now.
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None
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Posted Jul 28, 2009
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<b>Test subject has been terminated.</b>

IF I GO TO THE THREE O'CLOCK MEETING AND SIT THERE AND PUT MY NUTS AND WANG ON THE TABLE, PLEASE PROMISE THAT YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE BLACKJACK AND START BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF MY EXTREMITIES.

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theVDude
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Posted Jul 28, 2009
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One time I tripped down the stairs. No-one caught me.
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Omnicoder
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Posted Jul 28, 2009
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don't trigger think she random?
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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Jul 29, 2009
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GLaDOS wrote:
Test subject has been terminated.

LOOK - WE'RE BOTH STUCK IN THIS PLACE. I'LL USE LASERS TO INSCRIBE A LINE DOWN THE CENTER OF THE FACILITY, AND ONE HALF WILL BE WHERE YOU LIVE, AND I'LL LIVE IN THE OTHER HALF. WE WON'T HAVE TO TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER OR EVEN TALK IF WE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.

You know what? I'm replying:

Look, we're both stuck in this time. I'll use the time machine to portal myself out of this stupid time, and 2009 will be where you live, and I'll live in 3009. We won't have to try to marry each other or even have a conversation if it's 3009!!!