Is anyone still in here?

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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted Jul 30, 2009
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Ricotez wrote:
You... Tested what happens if you create a portal in a toilet, didn't you?

So he did test?

(Of course, i'm kidding.)

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Mek
459 Posts
Posted Jul 30, 2009
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If you create one portal in a toilet and the other one on the ceiling above you, then you can expect poop to fly
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Stormrain
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Posted Jul 30, 2009
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jrlauer wrote:
Can't say that I've ever been curious about that.

I can say that NOW I am.

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HMW
806 Posts
Posted Jul 30, 2009
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Mek wrote:
If you create one portal in a toilet and the other one on the ceiling above you, then you can expect poop to fly

It would be a lot more insteresting (and entertaining) to create the other portal above someone else's head, right?

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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Jul 30, 2009
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Okay, this is getting gross now. What is it with men and poop jokes anyway?
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theVDude
120 Posts
Posted Jul 30, 2009
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LOL POOP.
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HMW
806 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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I was thinking of changing my avatar to a pair of Portal-like signs inspired on this discussion, but that might not be such a good idea...
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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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Okay changing the subject:

Cake.

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
Okay changing the subject:

Cake.

So why the subject of the topic didn't change?

OK, let's discuss about cake.

First, just to find out: is cake actually a lie, a conspiracy to burn Chell, or a prize for her? And why?
My suggestion is: the cake is a lie, because the "cake" appeared because of GLaDOS' run-time error.

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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
So why the subject of the topic didn't change?

OK, let's discuss about cake.

First, just to find out: is cake actually a lie, a conspiracy to burn Chell, or a prize for her? And why?
My suggestion is: the cake is a lie, because the "cake" appeared because of GLaDOS' run-time error.

One of the things GLaDOS says while you are destroying her with the rocket is: "There really was a cake". Combined with that you see a cake in the end of the game make me think that the cake is not a lie, though the people who wrote "the cake is a lie" on the walls thought that, because they never got past the fire pit. How they managed to write it in previous chambers, i don't know.

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jrlauer
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
One of the things GLaDOS says while you are destroying her with the rocket is: "There really was a cake". Combined with that you see a cake in the end of the game make me think that the cake is not a lie, though the people who wrote "the cake is a lie" on the walls thought that, because they never got past the fire pit. How they managed to write it in previous chambers, i don't know.

Because someone is still alive in the facility other than Chell, we just haven't seen who it is yet.

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
One of the things GLaDOS says while you are destroying her with the rocket is: "There really was a cake". Combined with that you see a cake in the end of the game make me think that the cake is not a lie, though the people who wrote "the cake is a lie" on the walls thought that, because they never got past the fire pit. How they managed to write it in previous chambers, i don't know.

There were "the cake is a lie" messages after the fire pit. The subject(s) who wrote these messages knew the cake is a lie - unless you mean "past GLaDOS", in which case the Aperture Laboratories should have been destroyed. (The final scene, before outside, shows GLaDOS' room - and therefore probably Aperture Laboratories - being destroyed.)

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pestchamber
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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jrlauer wrote:
Because someone is still alive in the facility other than Chell, we just haven't seen who it is yet.

That would be GLaDOS!

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
That would be GLaDOS!

1. GLaDOS thought the cake is not a lie.
2. How the Android Hell GLaDOS would be able to write on the walls?

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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
1. GLaDOS thought the cake is not a lie.
2. How the Android Hell GLaDOS would be able to write on the walls?

no no no, GLaDOS knew it isn't

And i meant the one who is still alive in the enrichment center as jrlauer said, is GLaDOS (the song lol)

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
no no no, GLaDOS knew it isn't

And i meant the one who is still alive in the enrichment center as jrlauer said, is GLaDOS (the song lol)

As the 400th post, this is the funniest 400th post I can get at any forum I may encounter.
And to get to back to topic, the cake, in the song "Still Alive" there are two words "cake":
1. "You just keep on trying till you run out of cake" - since even if the cake is not a lie Chell can't get it, she tries because GLaDOS tells so.
2. "Anyway, this cake is great - it's so delicious and moist" - yeah, I like the cake with ingredients such as "one cross-Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb" and "deep penetration agents", and if I could add one more ingredient, it would sure be "Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device".
And one more thing:

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
      1 23456789 123 4561 231

What an irony, look above 1's: "cake".

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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
As the 400th post, this is the funniest 400th post I can get at any forum I may encounter.
And to get to back to topic, the cake, in the song "Still Alive" there are two words "cake":
1. "You just keep on trying till you run out of cake" - since even if the cake is not a lie Chell can't get it, she tries because GLaDOS tells so.
2. "Anyway, this cake is great - it's so delicious and moist" - yeah, I like the cake with ingredients such as "one cross-Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb" and "deep penetration agents", and if I could add one more ingredient, it would sure be "Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device".
And one more thing:

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System       1 23456789 123 4561 231
What an irony, look above 1's: "cake".

Where is that code from?

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
Where is that code from?

From nowhere. I found it by myself.

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WinstonSmith
940 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
From nowhere. I found it by myself.

In that case, how did you generate the number sequence?

By the way, I would do anything to have a cross-Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb. I don't know what it does, but I do love strawberry-rhubarb pie.

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Jul 31, 2009
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WinstonSmith wrote:
In that case, how did you generate the number sequence?

It's simply this: start with C and go 9, 6 and 3 non-space characters to get A, K and E respectively.