Is anyone still in here?

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
But what about the energy balls?

GLaDOS is so advanced that Aperture Science couldn't finish it - none of the human effort could finish it - so AS made a secret collaboration with Combine, and for GLaDOS AS gave Combine their energy balls.

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pestchamber
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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WinstonSmith wrote:
Given to both by the Combine?

Wait a second. If Aperture Science worked with the combine, GLaDOS should know everything, right?

GLaDOS wrote:
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.

. She doesn't know everything!

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
She doesn't know everything!

No one could possibly know everything - not even an A.I. made by two different dimension species.

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WinstonSmith
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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Ahm...quick interlude...

Test Subject wrote:
Hello? Is there anyone in here? Nobody? D**n.

This may very well be a candidate for the MOST derailed thread. Ever.
My apologies for disrupting the thread.

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pestchamber
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
No one could possibly know everything - not even an A.I. made by two different dimension species.

I meant everything about the combine . Now, i'm gonna go to bed, and we'll continue this tomorow. (01:50 AM here im Denmark)

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WinstonSmith
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
Now, i'm gonna go to bed...

Agreed. I think I've been hypothetisized out for today.

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theVDude
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Posted Jul 31, 2009
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"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside." is said about the 7 hour war, so it's about the combine.

Also, I only played halfway through HL, haven't done blue shift or opposing force, and I'm about halfway through HL2.

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pestchamber
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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Hey guys, good news! I'm back up! Woot!
Ok, changing the subject:
How does the test subjects get food?
And once again Half-Life have the same problem:
Isn't 5 games a long time to not eat for Godon? (Hl1, Hl2, Ep1, Ep2, Ep3)

(Btw, another 2 posts and this page it done )

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
Hey guys, good news! I'm back up! Woot!
Ok, changing the subject:
[1] How does the test subjects get food?
And once again Half-Life have the same problem:
[2] Isn't 5 games a long time to not eat for Godon? (Hl1, Hl2, Ep1, Ep2, Ep3)

(Btw, another 2 posts and this page it done )

GLaDOS wrote:
[1] An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.

The funny thing is, I've never seen an intubation associate.

[2] Remember that there are spaces between games and in games, where Gordon can eat.

EDIT: It's not 5 games, it's 6. It has been stated that Episode Three will be the final episode of the Half-Life 2 universe story arc, but not the end of the Half-Life franchise. So supposedly there will be at least one more game, Half-Life 3.

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pestchamber
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
The funny thing is, I've never seen an intubation associate.

[2] Remember that there are spaces between games and in games, where Gordon can eat.

EDIT: It's not 5 games, it's 6. It has been stated that Episode Three will be the final episode of the Half-Life 2 universe story arc, but not the end of the Half-Life franchise. So supposedly there will be at least one more game, Half-Life 3.

Well, no.

Half-Life 1, Gordon doesnt Eat

Space between Half-Life1 and Hl2, Gordon is put into stasis and cannot eat

Half-Life 2, gordon doesnt eat

Space between hl2 and ep1, gordon is stuck between the rocks and cannot eat

Ep1, Gordon doesn't eat.

Space between ep1 and ep2, there's no space here.

Ep2, gordon doesnt eat.

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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pestchamber wrote:
Half-Life 1, Gordon doesnt Eat

Space between Half-Life1 and Hl2, Gordon is put into stasis and cannot eat

Half-Life 2, gordon doesnt eat

Space between hl2 and ep1, gordon is stuck between the rocks and cannot eat

Ep1, Gordon doesn't eat.

Space between ep1 and ep2, there's no space here.

Ep2, gordon doesnt eat.

Space between Ep2 and Ep3?

Another new page!

EDIT: Nevermind, he's with a HEV.

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pestchamber
614 Posts
Posted Aug 01, 2009
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Ok, Changing the subject:
The Borealis:

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The "Borealis is a lost mysterious ship originally owned by Aperture Science before they lost funding to Black Mesa. It's stranded in the ice in the North with its drydock and a mysterious weapon. This is a picture seen at the end of Half-Life 2: Episode Two. There is a container labeled Aperture Science, so there definitely is a link between the Half-Life universe and Portal.

.

Now another picture i saw gave me a theory. I'll make a picture if i works

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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There is a container labeled Aperture Science, so there definitely is a link between the Half-Life universe and Portal.

The question is: how strong the link is?

I think that later, in HL3, Gordon Freeman and probably Alyx Vance will find more of Aperture Science.

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pestchamber
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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Ok, changing the subject!

GLaDOS' "Cake Mix" Core, mentions an entry called "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands" - What do you think it says?

Step .1) Point out a victim
Step .2) Pour gas over your victim

(Ok now you continue it )

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Aug 01, 2009
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There's a thing like:

[list=1]
[*]One
[*]Two
[*]Three
[/list]

which gives:

  • One- Two- Three
    EDIT: For the topic, I have no suggestion.

EDIT AGAIN: Changing the subject:
For no reason, we stopped at the point where we found out GLaDOS doesn't know everything about the Combine. it was becoming really fun. Let's continue from this point.

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theVDude
120 Posts
Posted Aug 01, 2009
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Nah, let's talk about how GLaDOS is really just a BDSM bot.
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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Aug 01, 2009
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theVDude wrote:
Nah, let's talk about how GLaDOS is really just a BDSM bot.

The term BDSM is reffering to humans, not bots or A.I.s.

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portalgrinder
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
Space between Ep2 and Ep3?

Gordon finally dies of starvation. Ep3 is never released... end of HL universe... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes !

theVDude wrote:
Nah, let's talk about how GLaDOS is really just a BDSM bot.

I heard about that and after looking at her for a while, i realized it was true ! She really has the shape of an upside down, strapped and gagged BDSM chick.

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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portalgrinder wrote:
I heard about that and after looking at her for a while, i realized it was true ! She really has the shape of an upside down, strapped and gagged BDSM chick.

There's a whole series about this already.

http://www.game-ism.com/2008/04/04/stil ... shes-free/

http://www.game-ism.com/2008/04/09/glad ... our-venus/

http://www.game-ism.com/2008/04/06/wher ... ng-lyrics/

http://www.game-ism.com/2008/04/15/the- ... ct-part-3/

http://www.game-ism.com/2008/04/14/the- ... ct-part-2/

http://www.game-ism.com/2008/04/13/the- ... ct-part-1/

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pestchamber
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Posted Aug 01, 2009
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So he's trying to prove that Chell is a clone, and i laughed when he said about the writing in the bts areas:

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The handwriting is always the same.

No, Really. I think that's more just valve being too lazy to create more than one decal for some text and hoping the players won't notice.

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The name and password login written on one of the walls is: cjohnson. The odds of someone other than Chell running this course previously and knowing Cave Johnson's name and password is astronomically small.

Come on? That's an easter egg for the website!

It's not that i'm saying that Chell ISN'T a clone, but if she is, i don't think this could prove it.