Portal: The 4th Millennium

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Sep 09, 2009

The topic which started here is now on new topic.

ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
Once I finished Portal, I had an idea for another map pack mod called Portal: The 4th Millennium which was set way far from Half-Life universe (3000) and when Aperture Science is ruled by another A.I., called <> and voiced by - you'll not believe it - Microsoft Sam. But that was before I got in touch with Hammer, so it was left off before other events added up to that map pack mod and to eliminate the confusion, I decided to call the map pack mod (which I never really started to do) Test Chamber Twenty and that bigger project, I assume it in a movie form, Portal: The 4th Millennium.

EDIT: Nowadays, I am even against a map pack mod (unsuccess of Prelude).

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PortalFan77
432 Posts
Posted Sep 09, 2009
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Cool story brah.
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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Sep 09, 2009
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PortalFan77 wrote:
Cool story brah.

I apologize that the entitling isn't as cool because all I found for Portal (of course not on the Internet) is the icon of the logo which I enlarged and added "IV".

EDIT: Do you mean that the story how I came up with this is cool or that the actual story of Portal: The 4th Millennium is cool

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Remmiz
631 Posts
Posted Sep 09, 2009
Replied 3 hours later
Neither
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PortalFan77
432 Posts
Posted Sep 09, 2009
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No the fact is Portal mods do not go down well here.
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WinstonSmith
940 Posts
Posted Sep 09, 2009
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PortalFan77 wrote:
No the fact is Portal mods do not go down well here.

  1. Oh dear...I'll have to remember that.
  2. Why not?

Remmiz wrote:
Neither.

Couldn't you at least try to lighten up?

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Sep 10, 2009
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WinstonSmith wrote:
Couldn't you at least try to lighten up?

Now I remember of Portal: Access All Areas and how they tried to lighten up. It's like lighten up my a-!

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Remmiz
631 Posts
Posted Sep 10, 2009
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I don't trust people that can't even make anti aliased text.
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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Sep 10, 2009
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Remmiz wrote:
I don't trust people that can't even make anti aliased text.

Sorry, this goes off topic. There was no talk about anti-aliased text lately.

And speaking of this, I don't trust people who don't even speak English well, so you can go and fail.

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Remmiz
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Posted Sep 10, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
Sorry, this goes off topic. There was no talk about anti-aliased text lately.

And speaking of this, I don't trust people who don't even speak English well, so you can go and fail.

Look at your graphic in the first post, buddy. Also, what does this topic have to do with anything? This whole thread is "off topic" as far as I'm concerned and anything in here is fair game.

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Sep 11, 2009
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Remmiz wrote:
Look at your graphic in the first post, buddy. Also, what does this topic have to do with anything? This whole thread is "off topic" as far as I'm concerned and anything in here is fair game.

Please. This thread (even though it's in Off Topic) has a limit of what to discuss and you are exceeding that limit.

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Remmiz
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Posted Sep 12, 2009
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This thread had no direction from the start except a pretty crappy graphic.
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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Sep 12, 2009
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Remmiz wrote:
This thread had no direction from the start except a pretty crappy graphic.

You know... I actually made that graphic in 2008. It's prehistoric, and we have no reason to discuss it's crappiness.

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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Sep 14, 2009
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PortalFan77 wrote:
No the fact is Portal mods do not go down well here.

No kidding?

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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Sep 14, 2009
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PortalFan77 wrote:
No the fact is Portal mods do not go down well here.

This is not a mod; this is a movie.

--- NO LONGER AN ANSWER HERE ---

I decided to assume it in a movie form when I read a Youtube comment saying that Portal is a good game but the movie based on it would be very a-, so I decided Portal: The 4th Millennium is exactly what such a movie needs.

It's like, who would watch a test subject falling in love with an irregular testing cube? An A.I. accidentally converting into a human being and a scientist with a time machine (that's me ) is way better and gets to a very interesting question: could science probably create love? (I know the same question appeared in Portal but now it's two humans (or, if you want to be technical, a human and and an A.I. ) rather than a human (or rather an android) and a metal cube. Way better.)

Or: Portal is interfering with Half-Life, and no one wants to watch Gordon Freeman running around in a Portal movie. Portal: The 4th Millennium solves that problem, making Gordon Freeman (now put in stasis by Black Mesians and pulled of like a thousand years later) only a major character of minor characters.

Or: Portal is a game, and a game usually has one character to play with, which makes a movie based on a game just boring. Portal: The 4th Millennium has several major characters (me, GL@DDA Magnet, Cave Johnson) and makes it interesting to watch. (I know the same thing is in Half-Life 2, Ep1, Ep2 where not only Gordon Freeman goes around but Alyx Vance does too, (maybe that's why HL2 is so awesome) but the game focuses mainly on Gordon Freeman. )


EDIT: I seem to come up with an even more ridiculous idea. Here's a scripture. based on "Still Alive? She's Free."

Quote:
Now I just fell in love with GL@DDA Magnet. Won't you boot up Portal one more time and destroy yourself?

Why she wanted to destroy herself I imagine will have to wait for the sequel. That's right, Portal: The 4th Millennium II is coming. I'm pretty sure it involves cake though. (The cake is a lie; just kidding.)

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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Sep 15, 2009
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A movie? Never thought about that. Who would star in it?
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ASBusinessMagnet
490 Posts
Posted Sep 15, 2009
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jrlauer wrote:
[1] A movie? [2] Never thought about that. [3] Who would star in it?

[1] Finally someone got attention of this.

[2] Because I've proved Portal movie hadn't a solution as long as it didn't take anything completely uninspired.

[3] I thought I'd not publish that. The whole idea of Portal: The 4th Millennium was intended not to be public, you know, some references, some scenes, but nothing more, but since I bounced into limit that - it was odd to have someone having 300 posts but not a new topic,- someone asked what the Android Hell is Portal: The 4th Millennium,- <>, the primary topic I posted before died,- and I had no other place to publish it rather than a new topic,I had to publish it.

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Remmiz
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Posted Sep 16, 2009
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Is it just me or does anyone else need to read ASBusinessMagnet posts 3 or 4 times to understand what he is trying to say?
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jrlauer
545 Posts
Posted Sep 16, 2009
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ASBusinessMagnet wrote:
[1] Finally someone got attention of this.

[2] Because I've proved Portal movie hadn't a solution as long as it didn't take anything completely uninspired.

[3] I thought I'd not publish that. The whole idea of Portal: The 4th Millennium was intended not to be public, you know, some references, some scenes, but nothing more, but since I bounced into limit that - it was odd to have someone having 300 posts but not a new topic,- someone asked what the Android Hell is Portal: The 4th Millennium,- <>, the primary topic I posted before died,- and I had no other place to publish it rather than a new topic,I had to publish it.

Uh.... What?

Remmiz wrote:
Is it just me or does anyone else need to read ASBusinessMagnet posts 3 or 4 times to understand what he is trying to say?

No it's not just you.

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ASBusinessMagnet
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Posted Sep 16, 2009
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Remmiz wrote:
Is it just me or does anyone else need to read ASBusinessMagnet posts 3 or 4 times to understand what he is trying to say?

I have the same problem in real life. Nobody realizes what I really said until several minutes later.