Steve Jobs is Cave Johnson

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raulness
68 Posts
Posted Jun 09, 2011

It's begun.

For those of you who don't get the joke:
Apple just finished building an underground facility to host the massive amounts of servers that Apple will need in order to support their upcoming iCloud which will allow users to upload and store all their Mac's information and link it to all of their devices on a server for free.

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Will T.
163 Posts
Posted Jun 09, 2011
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It also explains the glossy white look of everything in Aperture.

How long until we can get our in-home talking turrets and personal handheld portal devices?

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raulness
68 Posts
Posted Jun 09, 2011
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Will T. wrote:
It also explains the glossy white look of everything in Aperture.

How long until we can get our in-home talking turrets and personal handheld portal devices?

Well, for them to get to the generation that we see them in Portal it'll take a good decade or so. I mean, they have the technology already but what's the fun in releasing it all at once? Let's not forget how long it took for the iPod to evolve to what it's become.

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Kiriashi
13 Posts
Posted Jun 15, 2011
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So all this time Apple as had the ability to transport me from my chair to their store in a matter of seconds? I am disappoint.
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r1corix
90 Posts
Posted Jun 15, 2011
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Yup, and the potato like a Obama.
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p0rtalplayer
1,366 Posts
Posted Jun 15, 2011
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Does Steve Jobs have a loyal female secretary? If so, prepare to hear her voice while testing again and again.

EDIT: spoilr'd that, guess it reveals some plot details.

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WinstonSmith
940 Posts
Posted Jun 15, 2011
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r1corix wrote:
Yup, and the potato like a Obama.

Ahm...

...what?

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Mr. Happy
61 Posts
Posted Jun 15, 2011
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your right, their both rich evil assholes with cancer!
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kwp21 pitts
260 Posts
Posted Jun 15, 2011
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Mr. Happy wrote:
your right, their both rich evil assholes with cancer!

Except one is already dead, and does not exist in the first place.

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WinstonSmith
940 Posts
Posted Jun 15, 2011
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Alrighty, can we not start turning [possible] cancer into a point of humor? Thanks.
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kwp21 pitts
260 Posts
Posted Jun 15, 2011
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WinstonSmith wrote:
Alrighty, can we not start turning [possible] cancer into a point of humor? Thanks.

Agreed

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rellikpd
1,053 Posts
Posted Jun 17, 2011
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My son is a Cancer
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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jun 18, 2011
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Aperture Science = Apple

Black Mesa = Windows

Think about it... both have interesting parallels to the real world.