Portal Movie

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PieGuy950
133 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2011
If there was a Portal movie, what do you think it would be about?
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Another Bad Pun
516 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2011
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Portal.
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MrTwoVideoCards
584 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2011
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Lol.
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OkillerO
10 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2011
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About a woman that wakes up in a place called aperture science.
Getting a Portal gun and tries it out, at the end escapes to the controlling robot called GLaDOS.
Destrying her.
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just too lazy to write it.
just portal + portal 2's storyline :\
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Lostprophetpunk
409 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2011
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The shower scene will be immense.

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Godzilla (Lazars)
57 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2011
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Probably just Portal and Portal 2 storyline.

But it might be interesting if they mixed it up some.

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Hober
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Posted Jul 25, 2011
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PieGuy950 wrote:
If there was a forum thread about dumb shit, what do you think it would be about?

Dumb shit, probably.

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PieGuy950
133 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2011
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Hober wrote:
PieGuy950 wrote:

If there was a forum thread about dumb shit, what do you think it would be about?

Dumb shit, probably.

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Lostprophetpunk
409 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2011
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CoughUse Google...cough
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NuclearDuckie
186 Posts
Posted Jul 29, 2011
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Lostprophetpunk wrote:
CoughUse Google...cough

Ehhh. 5/10

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PieGuy950
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Posted Jul 29, 2011
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Lostprophetpunk wrote:
CoughUse Google...cough

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MasterLagger
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Posted Jul 29, 2011
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If there was a Portal movie, it would suck, like all movies based on something good. Only a few movies pulled it off to be decent, but Portal wouldn't be one of those movies.
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PieGuy950
133 Posts
Posted Jul 30, 2011
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MasterLagger wrote:
If there was a Portal movie, it would suck, like all movies based on something good. Only a few movies pulled it off to be decent, but Portal wouldn't be one of those movies.

Especially since the main character is mute. But they might be able to pull it off if they made it about the backstory of Aperture or something.

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NuclearDuckie
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Posted Jul 30, 2011
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PieGuy950 wrote:
But they might be able to pull it off if they made it about the backstory of Aperture or something.

I imagine that'd be the least offensive thing they could do. But when so much of the backstory of Portal was written to be light-hearted and humorous, I really don't see how they could conjure any drama out of it (who would be the main character?), let alone attract a larger audience who may not have played the game, and then somehow tie up at the end without making it just a big set up for the events in Portal. You really can't make a film about a puzzle game.

More likely (but still horrible) is the prospect of a movie about the Half-Life/Black Mesa story/history, perhaps with subtle hints to Aperture throughout. But since there's officially no ending to the Half-Life story so far, that'd also be impossible.

tl;dr: No.