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Ultiman9711
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Posted Dec 15, 2013
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This thread is so funny that it deserves it's own section.
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Arachnaphob
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Posted Dec 15, 2013
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Beauty of google chrome's 'Inspect Element'
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CamBen
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Posted Dec 15, 2013
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Gotta love it :biggrin:
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Dafflewoctor
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Posted Dec 15, 2013
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How did Billy Mays die again, anyways? Wasn't he hit by a container of Oxi-Clean on the head? I know he was hit by something.
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CamBen
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Posted Dec 15, 2013
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After an initial autopsy on Mays's body on June 29, Vernard Adams, the Hillsborough County, Florida medical examiner, stated that Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease and that heart disease was the likely cause of his death. According to a toxicology report released August 7, 2009, heart disease was the "primary cause of death" and cocaine was listed as a "contributory cause of death."[30][31] In response to the release of the toxicology report, the Mays family issued a press release stating, "We are extremely disappointed by the press release released by the Hillsborough County medical examiner's office. We believe it contains speculative conclusions that are frankly unnecessary and tend to obscure the conclusion that Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension..." and said in the release that they were considering "an independent evaluation of the autopsy results".[32]

-Wikipedia

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... =204348302

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Arachnaphob
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Posted Dec 15, 2013
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It's funny how the last page we were talking about blue ducks and now we're talking about Billy mays. I actually am starting to believe that this is literally more off-topic than the off-topic thread.

EDIT: I guess because the # of posts on pages it should be two pages ago and the last page.

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Gemarakup
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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Testmasters Off Topic Thread V2.0
Like the off topic thread but more ridiculously off topic.
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Dafflewoctor
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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This is a table. This is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables. It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables.
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Arachnaphob
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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Dr.Toaster Waffles wrote:
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This is a table. This is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables. It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables.

:potd:

Stanley parable!

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Dafflewoctor
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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Arachnaphob wrote:
Stanley parable!

I still need to buy it. :lol: I just watched a video of that.

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JoeyGuy917
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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Dr.Toaster Waffles wrote:
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This is a table. This is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables. It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables.

:surprised: You must be the narrator!

XD

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Ultiman9711
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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JoeyGuy917 wrote:
:surprised: You must be the narrator!

XD

No. He's Stanley. KNOW THE CHARACTERS!

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Caden
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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Dr.Toaster Waffles wrote:
I just watched a video of that.

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That game must be played.

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Gemarakup
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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The Stanley Parable in RL for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSTqInRa ... 224FF2490D

&&

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Arachnaphob
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Posted Dec 16, 2013
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Still trying to understand what happened in that video...
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Gemarakup
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Posted Dec 17, 2013
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WYSIWJH.
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CamBen
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Posted Dec 17, 2013
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I'm gonna buy the game when I get my new computer, so no playthrough vids for me yet.
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tile
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Posted Dec 17, 2013
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Narrator: ...And he spoke the code into the receptor, nightshark 4 1 5.

Stanley: Jumps

Narrator: ....What did you just do...? That never happens! tell me, what else can you do? say apple?

Stanley: Jumps

Narrator: Ok, stanley, what you are doing there is jumping. you literally just jumped. you know what, stanley? close enough. i'll just open the secret door anyways.
later Right, stanley, i need to do a manual override on this wall. could get a bit technical, hold on... smashes room against a wall

portal 2/ Stanley parable crossover FTW

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Gemarakup
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Posted Dec 17, 2013
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I'm just happy you didn't replace GLaDOS with the narrator.
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ChickenMobile
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Posted Dec 17, 2013
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Here's a Haiku I wrote for OP:

My heart grows fonder
for the whispered demon
he smelled my footsie