I need help from someone who has the ability to make a new account, or has an unused one, both my Steam and PSN usernames are yinyangyan, add me on either if you are willing to help. I will help whoever helps me get 2 co-op achievements of their choice.

Ill do it but i need the same achievement and friends list with benifets.

I can't help you with professor portal, something in the PSN outage has caused all my alt accounts to become disconnected, and i can't make anymore

Try the Steam forums.