here's a format you can use:

"Quote!" - quotee

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"NO. WE WILL PARENT THE POOR QUALITY MODEL TO SOMETHING, ATTACH A BUNCH OF SOUNDS TO IT, AND WE WILL CALL IT 'CLUCKY THE LOW-DEF CHICKEN.'" -Sven on CS:S chicken models

[url:22hfk49t]http://myapertureinnovations.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=8&start=60[/url:22hfk49t]

vanSulli wrote:
Ellen Page is physically attractive to me.

-vanSulli

[url:3rtldz3n]http://myaperturelabs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3110&start=30#p47568[/url:3rtldz3n]

[mAI] p0rtalplayer: my map has suddenly decided it'd rather not spawn me in the elevator
vanSulli: oh
vanSulli: spawns you at origins?
[mAI] p0rtalplayer: no spawned me in the transition ents box
[mAI] p0rtalplayer: but
[mAI] p0rtalplayer: there's a logical reason
[mAI] p0rtalplayer: and that's because
[mAI] p0rtalplayer: I accidently deleted the elevator

Groxmapper wrote:
Let's get wet.

vanSulli: This is a man with priorities:
vanSulli: omni: Is there some phone number I can call to arrange sex with scarlett johnasson?
[mAI] Camera: In french

[rH] [mAL] [mAI] Groxmapper: I own my body, I can ignore all day!

omni: don't be too rough with her grox
[rH] [mAL] [mAI] Groxmapper: before I say another urinate-quote van will decide to put on the golden quotes thread
vanSulli: His penis is a her?

[rH] [mAL] [mAI] Groxmapper: no, penis is my bro's goldfish

Sven: What are we realizing? o.O
[mAI] p0rtalplayer: only the most significant thing in all of the p2 universe
Sven: Which is...
[mAI] p0rtalplayer: sarcasm

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Hunterbrute wrote:
Oh wow, I can win a ton of money.

~ From a removed Spam topic. I have a screenshot of it somewhere...

20:15 - Cpt. t3x: Have you seen Sixth Sense?
20:15 - Cpt. Kek: uh, old as f-?
20:15 - Cpt. t3x: soM?
20:15 - Cpt. t3x: so?
20:16 - Cpt. t3x: Old means bad in where you *** live?
20:17 - Cpt. Kek: no
20:17 - Cpt. Kek: but, yeah seen it
20:17 - Cpt. Kek: what about it
20:17 - Cpt. t3x: watching it now again
20:17 - Cpt. t3x: still awesome
20:18 - Cpt. t3x: did you like the movie?
20:19 - Cpt. Kek: what movie?
20:20 - Cpt. t3x: Are you fucking retarded?
20:20 - Cpt. Kek: you bet
20:21 - Cpt. t3x: Jesus christ man
20:21 - Cpt. t3x: Sometimes I feel like you are either the greatest troll
20:21 - Cpt. t3x: Or the dumbest person who ever walked the earth
20:22 - Cpt. Kek: lol
20:23 - Cpt. Kek: yes, i like the sixsense movie
....
21:18 - Cpt. t3x: And the movie ended
21:19 - Cpt. t3x: and youre away
21:19 - Cpt. t3x:
Cpt. Kek is now Online.
21:20 - Cpt. Kek: im back
21:20 - Cpt. Kek: what movie?
21:22 - Cpt. t3x: Nothing, darling, nothing.
21:22 - Cpt. Kek: tell me
21:22 - Cpt. t3x: You serious?
21:22 - Cpt. t3x: SIXTH SENSE?
21:23 - Cpt. Kek: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167404/ ?
21:23 - Cpt. t3x: yes
21:23 - Cpt. Kek: i thought you meant sixsense for portal 2 all along
21:23 - Cpt. Kek: no wonder...
21:24 - Cpt. t3x: http://www.fattonybbx.com/wp-content/up ... epalm3.jpg
21:25 - Cpt. t3x: Jeeesus christ that's stupid, Im laughing hard now

21:26 - Cpt. Kek: im watching fight club
21:27 - Cpt. t3x: RULE 1 YOU IDIOT
21:27 - Cpt. Kek: i've always followed it
21:27 - Cpt. t3x: You just broke it

Duh.

Richard Cranium wrote:
Have a party on his face and invite your anus

t3x wrote:

Steam Chat wrote:
Hand Soap: So this mandolin.
Hand Soap: You're not going to rape it like you did the last one, are you?
vanSulli: I ALREADY HAVE
vanSulli: AND MY FINGERS ARE STILL BLEEDING FROM IT
Hand Soap: You raped a mandolin on its period?
Hand Soap: wtf
vanSulli: there's a reason they call it 'shredding.'

Hello to Aperture innovations

-Camera

[mAI] Camera: Hello to Aperture innovations
[mAI] Camera: My name is Shrodinger

Camera wrote:

[mAI] Camera: Hello to Aperture innovations
[mAI] Camera: My name is Shrodinger

i said no quoting yourself

vanSulli: I've had a teacher directly and literally conspire against me before, but it was because one of my friends walked through the door and thought my teacher was a date of mine.