The Internet wrote:
vanSulli: grox is defending his manliness as a slavedriver.

A few minutes earlier, Grox wrote:
[rH] [mAL] [mAI] Groxmapper: for the record, I did make people work
[rH] [mAL] [mAI] Groxmapper: but not for food
vanSulli: What for?
[rH] [mAL] [mAI] Groxmapper: I made my bro go down to the store and get me some tape>

omni: ...
omni: did he explain how he made his brother do it?
vanSulli: No.
vanSulli: I'm going to assume it was with a whip.

omnicoder wrote:
omni: I'm picturing you chasing a naked mexican girl shouting "I want to give you this umbrella!"
omni: That could take a bad turn quite easily.
omni: "Stop, this is a very large umbrella!"
omni: "Let me open it for you, see now it's bigger!"
omni: "Why are you still running?"

Came across these two commented lines in the PHPBB code today:

[code:16i10zh6]// somebody decided to be a party pooper, we must recalculate the whole shebang (maybe)[/code:16i10zh6]

[code:16i10zh6]// we need a fresh change of socks, everything has become invalidated[/code:16i10zh6]

Edit: just a minute ago found a couple more:

[code:16i10zh6]// salvation, a post is found! jam it into the forums table[/code:16i10zh6]

[code:16i10zh6]// just our luck, the last topic in the forum has just been globalized...[/code:16i10zh6]

There's a full novelization of HL2's strider code somewhere in Source's comments, but I don't remember exactly where.

omni wrote:
omni: fuck the UN, moon man gets what he wants

Kizzycocoa wrote:
I do not believe we should be sending all that money to Africa and the like. Some, yes. But I believe the rest should be spent on sex education for the populous.

Mainly telling the guys to stop making kids already.

[url:13glx94i]http://myapertureinnovations.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=198&start=10[/url:13glx94i]

It might have just been the moment but this made me lol IRL, even though it is completely true.

groxkiller585 wrote:

Kizzycocoa wrote:
I do not believe we should be sending all that money to Africa and the like. Some, yes. But I believe the rest should be spent on sex education for the populous.

Mainly telling the guys to stop making kids already.>

[url:11efjzpm]http://myapertureinnovations.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=198&start=10[/url:11efjzpm]

It might have just been the moment but this made me lol IRL, even though it is completely true.

I originally intended it to be way funnier, but the rudeness would to too bad
But what can I say. I try my best. Glad someone got a lol out of that post

p0rtalplayer wrote:
p0rtalbot 8000: engineerbama will haunt me in my sleep

Testificate wrote:
Test, ignore.

EL MUCHACHO / Omega: idk if it's a virus or my anti virus
EL MUCHACHO: oh
EL MUCHACHO: go
EL MUCHACHO: d
EL MUCHACHO: i c't
EL MUCHACHO: ds
EL MUCHACHO: s
EL MUCHACHO: d

[code:1v55y18k]
// Mr. Game, meet Mr. Hammer. Mr. Hammer, meet the uncooperative Mr. Physics.
// Mr. Physics really doesn't want to give our friend the FL_ONGROUND flag.
// This means our wonderfully helpful radius currency collection code will be sad.
// So in the name of justice, we ask that this flag be delivered unto him.
[/code:1v55y18k]

Garry Newman posted this little gem on his twitter.

vanSulli: I am going to friend the only Ian Spadin that shows up on Facebook.
vanSulli: Because Fuck the Police.
vanSulli: haha
vanSulli: I did it
vanSulli: What the fuck is wrong with me
vanSulli: now I have to move to Illinois and rape people

Sven: Blowjobs are the reason for the season

the chat wrote:

8:38 PM - 'vanSulli' is a ™ of Pyrrhic Inc: The nodraw plains
8:39 PM - omni © 2012 omni inc.: just south of skybox hills
8:39 PM - Ρ²: to the east of the Dev Desert
8:39 PM - omni © 2012 omni inc.: 5 miles from mount displacement
8:39 PM - [rH][mAL][mAI] Groxkiller585: close to Trigger Taiga
8:39 PM - 'vanSulli' is a ™ of Pyrrhic Inc: Its in a different hemisphere than Static Prop Gulch
8:40 PM - Ρ²: if you reach Carve Cavern, you've taken a wrong turn
8:40 PM - omni © 2012 omni inc.: it also borders the /nature/watercanals01 ocean

A wise man once said:

wise man wrote:
hlep im traped

mAI secret rule-making administration chat wrote:
Colossal -: I'm a virgin
...
Ρ²: come up with rules while I'm gone
Ρ²: assume I vote for anything presented

...

Sven: Say "Aye" if you want the giant penis in the maps
vanSulli: aye
Colossal -: aye
Sven: p0p says aye
Sven: and I say aya
Colossal -: 3/4
Sven: *aye
vanSulli: motion carries
vanSulli: 4/4
Colossal -: 4/4
Sven: Alright
Sven: So

vanSulli wrote:

mAI secret rule-making administration chat wrote:
Sven: Say "Aye" if you want the giant penis in the maps
vanSulli: aye
Colossal -: aye
Sven: p0p says aye
Sven: and I say aya
Colossal -: 3/4
Sven: *aye
vanSulli: motion carries

Urge to map for lulz, rising.

Cpt. Kek: I CAN SPELL DRUNK

The saturday chat wrote:

Idolon: what if the universe was gay
Ρ²: that would imply there were other universes
vanSulli: that'd be pretty much to be expected
Ρ²: and that universes had genders
vanSulli: maybe the universe was also into bestiality
Omega: or a brony
vanSulli: so it was gay in that it liked animals of the same sex instead of other universes
Omega: that would make sense
Omega: kinda
Idolon: could you imagine the universe getting boned
Idolon: intergalactic sex
Ρ²: cosmic penis
Omega: what does a univere's penis look like?
Idolon: giant space cock

Never change, saturday chats.

Grox wrote:
I know he is genderless!

he is genderless

Grox wrote:
he

Grox wrote:
genderless

Kizzycocoa:
seriously though. is there no-one that likes to use Halloween just to dress up in scary stuff and terrify those who come to your door?

vanSulli:
I don't need to dress up. I just say 'Good Evening' to the two or three people who actually show up and that does the trick.

2:24 PM - Idolon the friendly ghost: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/37624951/tf2m/ ... t/swag.png
...
2:25 PM - p0rtalplayer: ido
2:25 PM - p0rtalplayer: ...
2:25 PM - vanSulli: it is like god optimized earth
2:25 PM - p0rtalplayer: how
2:25 PM - Idolon the friendly ghost: func_detail is for wimps
2:25 PM - p0rtalplayer: your compile time must be longer than the jurassic period