In a galaxy far but still really close, a maggot was eating the corpses of orphaned ethnic children. Everybody was pleased and dancing and happy until the maggot ate a non-orphaned ethnic child. Everyone screamed and ran because this meant the apocalypse was here. Godzilla climbed out of his hiding place in the ocean and stomped his gigantic foot onto the head of an innocent pedestrian who was orphaned and ethnic. Later, Obama and Mitt Romney stopped by and ate Kizzycocoa because he was a quitter. They both later decided to stop and catch a movie where everybody kills some orphaned ethnic children because they can. Not even angry, Obama was rather fond of Romney who gently sucked
and now keep it E - for everyone
