A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off. A plague from Venus

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed.

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678.

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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off. A plague from Venus had been transported

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by

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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice

('to' doesn't count as a whole word)

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions.

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was

so wait why is this story about me again?

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found

I was looking for somebody to put 'uranus,' but okay.

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats

Happy now?

A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with