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Omeqa
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft

Well there goes the sense of the story, just a reminder Van, the space cats wanted to kill p0p...

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Pilchard123
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens

What if the cats want to kill him and will not let others do so?

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Omeqa
578 Posts
Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to

I thought it was the FBI who wanted to kill me

guess I'm a wanted man in many regions of the solar system

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Omeqa
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug P0p

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug P0p but instead exploded.

Beware child molester aliens

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vanSulli
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug P0p but instead exploded. He does that

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug P0p but instead exploded. He does that to people when

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Omeqa
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Oct 02, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently.

That was a close one.

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Lemonosity
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Posted Oct 03, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drink more ovaltine

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Omeqa
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Posted Oct 03, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him

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Groxkiller585
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Posted Oct 04, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Oct 04, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he

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vanSulli
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Posted Oct 04, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he made someone touch

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Omeqa
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Posted Oct 04, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he made someone touch his explosion button.

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Oct 04, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he made someone touch his explosion button. Suddenly, the Martians

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vanSulli
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Posted Oct 04, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he made someone touch his explosion button. Suddenly, the Martians also touched the button

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p0rtalplayer
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Posted Oct 04, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he made someone touch his explosion button. Suddenly, the Martians also touched the button and thus exploded.

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Omeqa
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Posted Oct 04, 2012
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A long time ago, p0rtalplayer messed up and blew up the dog. It was generally horrific and dramatic how it flew into bits of rotten flesh. However, some Martians just happened to eat said flesh in three words because of the limit we imposed at the start. Somebody noticed the Martians were doing things and called the FBI. They sadly replied that the Martians had died off or hadn't existed since November 1678. A plague from Venus had been transported to Earth by angry space cats (also from Venus)that reproduced fairly quickly. They soon looked for p0rtalplayer so they could bring him to justice for his atrocities and numerous dog explosions. But p0rtalplayer was hiding on Jupiter's Neptune, right below a huge storm cloud. When they found Uranus, the space cats defended p0rtalplayer with their giant pink spacecraft against other aliens who felt lonely and wanted to sexually hug p0rtalplayer but instead exploded. He does that to people when they touch his explode button accidently. Drinking more ovaltine made him crave for more explosions so he made someone touch his explosion button. Suddenly, the Martians also touched the button and thus exploded also causing Uranus